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Chatabix

S11 Ep 472: Tales from the St Ives Museum

11 Sep 2024

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Chapter 1: What spooky family history did David discover at the St Ives Museum?

37.375 - 46.427 David Bennett

Hi. Hi. Can I tell you one thing? Uh, yeah. I'm just thinking how to, um, James, could I have some music, please?

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47.168 - 49.031 Joe Wilkinson

It needs music.

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49.651 - 69.908 David Bennett

No, it does. Definitely needs. Can I have some spooky magical Cornish music, please? Thank you. So we went to St Ives. And my granddad used to, my grandparents used to live in St. Ives.

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72.352 - 75.216 Joe Wilkinson

Are they from St. Ives? Or did they move there?

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75.236 - 84.99 David Bennett

No, they moved down there for like, I don't know, seven or eight years. And, um, he was very, in the seventies, he was very much into his Ouija boards.

85.751 - 86.893 Joe Wilkinson

My mum was into Ouija boards.

87.614 - 119.593 David Bennett

Yeah, I think it was a bit of a thing. And, um, he's right if my sister hears this she'll go no you're telling the story wrong but i'm just well she will hear it and you are telling it wrong so they were once doing the ouija board and um the name that came up was jack quick so it spelt out the glass moved around the table and spout the name jack quick and um they asked

121.075 - 127.705 David Bennett

They asked the spirit if it had a message, and the spirit said, get the squatters out of my house.

128.086 - 142.628 Joe Wilkinson

That must have taken forever. Get G fucking across to, over to E, fucking all the way over to D. Just let this, just let the atmosphere build. Oh, you really get a cue.

Chapter 2: What is the story behind the Ouija board experience involving Jack Quick?

310.116 - 318.44 David Bennett

Yeah, she said, my granddad's John Quick, who was a fisherman. Fuck. Ladies and gentlemen, that has been ChatterBix.

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319.241 - 322.305 Joe Wilkinson

You've been listening to ChatterBix. I've been Joe Wilkinson.

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322.325 - 329.153 David Bennett

And that is Dave Bennett.

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329.173 - 337.163 Joe Wilkinson

Good, isn't it? It loses a bit when you go, good, isn't it?

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337.143 - 359.32 Joe Wilkinson

that is good yeah that would be great on a little dock imagine you're jeremy clarkson or something he's going to call when they go you're one of the quicks and then the camera has to find the woman again because they don't really yeah be like she's a quick yeah my granddad's john quick and my dad spoke to you my work has been done my dad spoke to your granddad on a ouija board yeah

359.688 - 369.401 David Bennett

I was really hoping she wasn't going to go, how dare you. Be still alive. How dare you drag my family name.

369.421 - 402.756 Joe Wilkinson

You dare talk about it on your stupid fucking pod. Yeah, the quicks. That is good. I'll give you that. My dad grew up in Camden. And we were talking just when he said hippies. And he said, he started telling me about all the hippies when all the hippies moved into Camden. Camden. Did he beat him up? No, he went, he went, yeah, they all, you know, they're a bunch of bastards. Evil shits they were.

404.963 - 432.49 Joe Wilkinson

fucking ransacked that house ransacked that house yeah yeah yeah but it was just he was telling it because i was going oh we're talking about like cans and changing he goes yeah all the hippies moved in in the 70s so telling it like it like it was going down to quite a nice yeah yeah yeah and i met one there and he did gave me this set of beads i thought he was going to go like an evil bastard evil shit say we ruined that house

432.47 - 458.528 Joe Wilkinson

yeah i'm not saying all hippies but the ones near him don't have a pop at me face if you're a hippie don't have a go oh there you go oh good i'll give you that one david that was nice yeah there's more to come is it an ep though yeah okay i could talk about the hearts ice cream and the four brothers

Chapter 3: What interesting facts did David learn about the Hearts Ice Cream brothers?

1590.589 - 1615.562 Joe Wilkinson

We don't want it. Not for us. God, it got passed round and I know why now. Shit. It feels like disease suddenly. Like a Tourette's thing. Yeah. The fact that I knew in that moment, I'd say, you don't still work there, do you?

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1617.128 - 1622.624 David Bennett

I know. I don't know how you go. And I asked about the pasty thing. You came up with that six.

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1623.106 - 1625.032 Joe Wilkinson

Bang, bang, bang, bang.

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1625.734 - 1634.183 David Bennett

I don't want to. I came up with one. That's my favorite bit. In fact, mine's not funny. It's sweet.

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1641.617 - 1652.518 Joe Wilkinson

I gave you the challenge and you went... Like taking quivers out of my...

1653.342 - 1655.924 David Bennett

No, incorrect, but you did hit the bullseye.

1656.325 - 1677.945 Joe Wilkinson

Incorrect, but you hit the bullseye. Swunk, swunk. And then, oh, great, just on the outer edges of the bullseye. What an utter wanker. Oh, mine just hits the yellow.

1678.045 - 1682.91 David Bennett

I've only got one that just manages to hit the bullseye.

1685.152 - 1732.978 Joe Wilkinson

Arms start shaking. Mike going over your shoulders. Haven't even been asked. All right, let this bloke have a go. Eddie. Let the little skinny one have a go. Oh, God. Fuck. Fuck's sake. I really want to learn from this. No. No. Well, I do. I do want to. This is my life. I need to change. Fuck. It really does panic me. I go, what is said when I leave?

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