Chapter 1: What are Joe's plans for his trip to London?
Hi.
Hi, you alright? Yeah, you? Yeah, I can hear you now. I'm in the volume. Where are you? Two roads away from my house. Oh, so you're going down to the station to go up to London? Yeah. Right.
Chapter 2: What does ADR stand for and why is it important?
And how long will you be in London for? About half an hour. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to explain what you're going for? I thought it might be quite interesting. Well, you know what it is. ADR, which I don't know what that sounds for. Do you know what it sounds for? Additional audio. I love something. ADR. Audio replacement. Oh, yeah. Is it? No. No.
No.
I don't fucking know.
Chapter 3: What unusual train experiences do Joe and David share?
That didn't go in, though, did it? Automated dialogue replacement. Can we go back to one thing? I nearly got run over. Oh, I didn't hear you. Yeah. I'm sorry about that. I was just Googling. No, it's so engrossed in what ADR meant when a car was two inches from my knee. Oh, well, you be careful. Thank you. Probably half my fault for fucking talking to you on a stupid phone. What was it again?
I can't remember now. Automated dialogue replacement. Okay. So I'm going up to do that. Right. And it won't take very long. So I'll go out and do that.
Chapter 4: How does Joe react to littering in public?
What is that? What? Well, I'm just imagining being, I don't know, a plumber, and I'm like, well, what's he talking about? Okay, so... I'm not in showbiz, darling. Well, I don't know how to communicate with you, Ben. You're not in showbiz. There's a shorthand to this, darling. No, it's when you've filmed something and you've mumbled, basically. Yeah. God, we could do with a bit of it now.
You keep going in and out. Oh, no, I'm going to have to steer this ship.
Fuck.
I'm sorry that you've got to steer a ship when you're warm off it. while I'm getting rained on. Oh. So you're only going up for half an hour. Have you only got one line to do? I think so, yeah. That is nuts.
Chapter 5: What are the challenges of working remotely on a train?
It's mad you can't do it over Zoom or something. No, they don't really want you to. It's crazy. Yeah. So could you mumble the line or they want to change the line? Sometimes if they've missed it. Oh, this is amazing. I can't believe we're talking about ADR and missing lines and you're breaking up. Oh, for God's sake. I'm now remembering how you got angry when I went to the dentist.
Yeah, and you just looked a bit like a fucking piece of shit. Yeah, but I'm not going to get angry. I'm going to keep it light. Well, you're only on the surface. Shall we ADR this whole episode? When you get back. That's a good idea. I wonder how much ADR we should have done over the last three years. But people haven't understood.
Yeah.
Chapter 6: What humorous train stories do Joe and David recount?
I have to do a lot of ADR. Do you? Yeah. Do you? I think generally I go... Oh, right. Surely everyone does it. Do you think you're more of a mumbler? I think so. Oh. I don't know. But anyway, I'm going up to do that. When you go to London, what do you take with you? Rubber Johnnies? Yeah, what else? Drugs. Rubber Johnnies, drugs. Where is London? I don't know, like flapjacks and stuff.
Brother John is drugs and flapjacks. I'll tell you what I do.
Chapter 7: How do Joe and David feel about public behavior on trains?
I take my laptop and make songs on the train. Making the best use of your time. And sometimes people look at me tapping on my keyboard. I thought you meant tapping away to your own jingle. Do you know what? Once I was on a train from Guilford to Farnham. You'll like this. You're like this. A lot of people are like this. Why are you so confident? There's quite a lot of time about your head.
Anyway. What's that? Sometimes you're really confident. I am. I don't know if I've ever said you're like this. Oh, well. No, I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying it's weird. No, I'll be amazed if you don't like this.
Chapter 8: What final thoughts do Joe and David share about their experiences?
Okay. Go on. I'm sort of bored of it now. But you'd also be amazed if I didn't enjoy it. I was travelling from Guildford to Farnham on the train in the morning and it was an empty carriage and I was sat, you know, in the little two-seater and over the little aisle and the next two-seater was this girl, woman in her 20s and she took her jumper off and then took her top off. What?
She was wearing a... See? I knew you'd like this. I don't think he likes the word you just used. Well, you're in. Well, no, I'm interested. I'm not liking anything. Well, just say I'm intrigued. So for about five seconds, she had a bra on. And we were the only two people in the carriage and I was over the aisle from her. Yeah, that is odd that I am intrigued. Correct.
So I was thinking, why wouldn't you go to the toilet to do that? Why wouldn't you go down? Are people now looking down their fucking nose at me for having an opinion about this? I just thought it was weird. No, no, no. We can't worry about that. You're not in the rock. Thank you. You sat there making a jingle. Yeah, I was having a good old look, sir. I didn't move to sit up or do anything.
I just thought it was like, what? Why? Why are you doing that? Do you know the Marks and Spencers in Kings Cross? No. Kings Cross. No. Oh, anyway, there's a Marks and Spencers in Kings Cross. And me and Petra last Wednesday were walking past it, and there was a bloke. So it's last week, so it's October. There's a bloke, fucking backpack on, no top on. Like a bloke about 25, obviously muscular.
Walking around, mid-October. Was it cold? Well, like today, where you go, you're not catching rains. No. You know what I mean? No. Especially marked with fences and pink crops. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Did that annoy you? I think Petra went, look at that, and I went, fuck, you know. Oh, was he really muscly? Well, yeah, he was. You don't do it if you're not. Well, I do. Where are you in Brighton?
Where are you? Outside the station. God, I haven't been there for donkeys.
Sorry, I've been here a lot.
What was someone else going to tell you? Something odd happened to me on the train. There's a guy, I've told you before, got on wearing a balaclava in summer and sat opposite me and Matt Brodby. What? ! I must have told you this. You haven't told me that. Me and Matt Crosby were on a train, I don't know, from like Clapham to Victoria or something. And it was summer.
Everyone's sweltering with, you know, T-shirt, shorts, that kind of garb. And a bloke got on in a suit and he had a full balaclava on, you know, one's with a hole with a mouth and the two eyes.
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