Nicholas Hoult
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Hi, my name is Nicholas Holt. And I feel truly happy about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school, ring the bell Brand new shoes, walkin' blues Climb the fence, books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be friends
Hey there. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, joined by Sona Movsesian. Hi, Sona. You done coughing? That was a lot of coughing.
I always have to clear my throat.
My grandfather used to say, it's not the cough that carries you off. It's the coffin they carry you off in. Fun guy. Anyway, then he'd say good night and shut the door. We'd have to go to sleep. Matt, how are you? Matt Gourley. I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I have a little pet peeve. Oh. My pet peeve is that sometimes we gather around these mics, these microphones, these holy transmitters of our wise words. And we're supposed to do a podcast. And then you guys start yammering. Mostly, I think we know who the criminal is here at Sona. You'll start yammering about something and we haven't begun. And you're like, yeah, before we get started and you'll yammer sometimes for 20 minutes. And I'm thinking, why aren't we making this the podcast? Why can't you control yourself?
This is part of my process.
Oh, I'm sorry, Marlon Brando. I didn't realize you were... You have a process?
I have a process. Can I say something, though? I think you always forget, out of the three of us, I'm the least... Professional.
Never forget that.
Oh, okay.
Never for a second do I forget that you are an unprofessional person.
Yes, okay.
A total loose cannon.
Sometimes you might forget that.
You're cuckoo in the cabeza.
So you might forget that sometimes.
It's never left in my mind. So sometimes you might forget it. Never, ever. I never forget that. And so all I'm saying is there are times where I'm thinking, we're here. We're here to do our job, which we also love. It's fun. But you'll start gabbing and gabbing and gabbing. And I'll say, well, why don't we just say, hey, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. And we can, whatever this is, we can talk about what you're talking about. And you'll be like, hold on, I'm not done yet.
What did he just say? What did he just say earlier? Shut the fuck up.
Monetize it. Monetize it or shut the fuck up. Yes.
I do think, you know... I know, maybe that was, you know... Okay, sorry, go ahead.
No, no, please continue.
I think you know, okay, la, la, la, la, la, we have to like talk when the microphones are on. But sometimes I just want to catch up with you guys because I'm actually your friend.
No, no, no, no.
We're friends. And sometimes it's okay to just catch up.
When we're in this room, everything must be monetized. Everything must... Adam, help me out here. When we're in this room, everything must, you know, is part of the product. The team cocoa product.
Can I offer a suggestion? Especially if it's coming from Sona, that she should be paid more because the product is being monetized is primarily hers.
Well, I didn't say that. I did not say that.
Do you want to weigh in?
That does not represent me.
I agree with you that it's a waste. It's inefficient for there to be conversation happening off mic. But in Sona's defense. Yes. I think you're often guilty of the same thing, which is telling stories, chatting when we're not actually recording. So I agree with you in theory, but I have to say, I think that it's not just Sona.
I love you, Adam. And can I say something to bounce off of what Adam just said?
Can we just let this moment sit?
No, because I have something to add to it.
I invited Adam. He sits way in the corner. He's over there calculating, scheming. Calculating and scheming. Yeah, and I bring him over into this holy, holy area of the table with the mics. And then you stab me.
He crucified you. Through my toga?
I crucified you. He crucified me.
I just have to be, I just have to be my honest self. I have to be true to myself.
And that's, that's the truth. So you think sometimes I spin a yarn after we're done?
Well, now I hate to do this, but can I add, most of the time when you do that, it is unmonetizable. Yeah. Because it cannot go public.
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