Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
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Guten Abend, verehrter Hörer, und willkommen zu Destructible. Dieses Episode. Wayne Scott in Wade hat Rubbing, pluggt Iron Lung und rollt Crits für sein RPG. Mailable Mark geht hart für große Drehs, kippt den Kuiper und bringt sein Galadriel mit Penthouse-Piggies. Banorstick Bob spielt Ace Ventura, schluckt Monden, endet die Erde und weaponisiert Diarrhoea. Von Clown-Karten bis zu der Tötung einer Farmersfamilie... Yes, it's time for Nah, I'd Will, Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, Wade. Joined as always by my friends and co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hey, boys.
Hello, fucking Ubuntu. To our listeners, Bob saluted. That was just for the watchers. I was not acknowledging the listeners. Don't talk to them.
Alright. Anyway, welcome to the show where one person hosts, the other two compete for points. Whoever has the most points at the end gets to host the next episode. The games vary, the points are always consistent. I forgot to get my pad and paper to write them down, but I've got it now. So thankfully no points would have been awarded at this point anyway. But how are you guys doing?
Pretty good, pretty good. I'm typing in bullshit is how it's going. You think this episode is bullshit? I haven't even started yet. I'm typing bullshit. Can't you copy and paste bullshit? Oh, waiting for cash lock. Could not get lock slash var slash lib slash donkey package slash lock front end. It is held by process 8569.
Ich bin froh, dass du dich so viel genießt, Kumpel. Ich wirklich.
You can wait to see if anyone thought that was funny. You knew it was funny. I find me hilarious. Did I tell you guys about the loaner car that I had recently? I don't think I did. It's not that funny of a story, but as a large person, this happens to me a lot. I don't fit in things, but I can find a way to work around it. I don't fit in the booth at the restaurant, but I'm like, can we just get a table or whatever? These things happen. Letztens ging mein Auto rein und die Verleihung war wie Wartezug, also gaben sie mir ein Auto gratis. Sie waren so wie hier, nehmt nur einen von diesen, fahrt das um und wir geben euch das Auto zurück. Ja, heute Abend oder morgen, was auch immer. Aber schön und ich hat es genossen.
Und als ich zu dem kam, habe ich einfach das Auto ausgeliefert und ich habe mit dem Service-Departement gesprochen und dann hat er mich auf den Mann gegeben, der mir das Auto holen wird. Und er war er hat mich so auf und her geschaut und war so wie Hey, was geht's? Wie geht's, Sir? So, we only have coupes available for the loner cars, right? Like two-door, like small cars. And I was like, oh, that's fine, man. We have our other car, you know, is a family car too. So like, I don't need to put the baby seat in it or anything. That's fine. And he's like, yeah, yeah, it should be fine. It'll be fine. Can I see your driver's license? And it was just a weird vibe. I got to the car outside. The guy gave me the keys and walked away. And I went to get in it.
And I don't know if anyone else who's not a very large person can relate to this. But I had that moment where I was like, I'll just slide in. And I didn't get past my ribs. I was trying to slide into this car. And I went to sit down. And it was literally like... Oh, all right, all right, hang on, maybe the seat's not all the way back, maybe the steering wheel's not up. It was, everything was as up and back and out as it could get. And so I, and I, this was my car for at least the day. And getting in is honestly not the hard part. Like I... Ich musste mich auf ihn angeln, aber es gab einen Moment, in dem man sich einfach aufschlägt. Und es war okay, es war sehr komfortabel zu fahren.
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