Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
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What unexpected event affected Martin's family during the holidays?
Si, you ready? Si's ready. He's ready. Hunter's ready. You got to get that microphone up by his face. Enjoy your hot chocolate. Look at all that foam up in that mustache. I'm going to have a long morning. Christine's going to be glad when you get up.
I'm going to have a hard day, boys. A hard day.
Tough day.
And a long night. A what?
A long night. A long night. It is 1.20 in the afternoon, and he's had a long day. How did you have a long night? Do tell.
I'm serious. I didn't sleep much. If I went to sleep, it was just short periods. I lay there in that bed. And then I said, what is all this light show that I'm seeing? And then I looked and I said, them idiots left the stupid TV on.
Okay, time out.
You see, I got in bed about 8. And I'm trying to go to sleep.
Well, I rolled in. So we were all staying. Let's set the scene for the people listening. We all went down to Honey Break last night. If you've never heard of it, look it up. It's a duck hunting place down in Jonesville, Louisiana. Really nice. I mean, one of the nicest places you'll ever visit.
Got their own chef that cooks great food.
All the things.
All the amenities. I think is the name of it.
Yeah. But I let the boys go to bed, then I took Brittany out to dinner. Then I come down. So I got down about 11 o'clock.
Well, how sweet are you? To do that. Well, yeah. Hey, you treat your woman like the queen she is. I guarantee you, son. You better do it.
But I rolled in about 11 p.m. And y'all had Rocky. Rocky IV. Blaring. So I assume when I'm walking upstairs that everybody's awake.
Rocky IV is the good one, isn't it? Oh, yeah, the Russian. Yeah.
It's just one big bunk room we're all in. And so I'm thinking they're going to be awake. Well, I walk in, everybody in the room snoring. I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. I have messed up here. So the fact that you're saying you weren't asleep. Not true.
Well, if I went to sleep, I'm telling you, it wasn't for short periods.
Oh, yeah, because you were choking.
I laid there and just said, you know, I look at my watch and say, good grief, it's only 2.30.
Only two-thirds. It's been a long day for him. That accounts for three and a half hours. Because when I go out, there's something about, hey. Did you sleep on the ride back? Because there was a two-hour ride. No.
I tried that. Nope. Can't do it. Everything's got to be just right for me to really sleep. Oh, what? Hey, I'll tell you what you do. Ask Christine, hey, what happens when I come back off of a trip?
You about to sleep for a couple of days?
I will get in that bed and I won't get out till like 11 o'clock the next day. That's like hibernation. That's it. I'm talking about like nine o'clock I'm in bed and I don't get out till like one. Okay. She said, you must be tired. You stayed in bed all day. Oh, I slept 24 hours straight one time.
God bless you.
I'm serious. The only thing that does that is bears. No, I didn't.
Rip Van Winkle.
My wife said she spent like 24 hours coming in there and putting her hand on my chest to make sure I was breathing. Hey, I did not move for 24 hours. There you go. Man hibernates.
I don't know why he's so tired because it sounded like he was relaxed. Stone, too.
No, no, that's the crazy part. Stone was ripping. No, no, that's the crazy part of it.
Stone woke up this morning and said, man, my throat's a little scratchy. I was like, yeah, I know why.
I heard that all night long. I'm telling you. And look, we had watched, before we went to bed, we had watched bears, somebody shooting bears up north somewhere, and some of them was fighting them, and they was yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba. Well, that's what he done all night long.
He was ripping. And apparently they had some peas or something because everybody in there was farting too. It was wild, man. I ain't slept in a group setting in a minute.
At least 100 acres of timber. Sawing logs. Sawing logs.
On the ride back, that window would go down on his side about every 15 minutes. That window would go down and that gust would hit me.
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