Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point

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Who is back from vacation?

John-David 0:07
All right, welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. Everybody welcome producer Hunter back. He's back from his modicum vacation for day dates with... Still no Hunter cam for good reason. Still no Hunter cam. Today, there's a better reason for that. Hunter, did you have a good couple of day days? We're not going to bud into your life. I did ask him yesterday. Hunter, he is the proud... Not owner, but he's... Owner of a girlfriend? Well, yeah, I was trying to think, like... I don't know. He's got a girlfriend.
Hunter 0:37
But Hunter's back off the market.
John-David 0:39
He's off the market.

What happened with Hunter's girlfriend?

Hunter 0:41
And she might be a vampire.
John-David 0:43
Hunter, how are you?
Hunter 0:44
I'm good.
John-David 0:45
Good.
Hunter 0:46
He's not going to make it.
John-David 0:47
I asked you to bring her up here to meet the family today. It's a little too early for that.

What cooking disasters did the Robertson men face?

Si 0:52
A little too soon? A little too soon. She said on her next trip, she'll come by.
John-David 0:56
Okay. All right. Well, there you go. So right now, y'all are going to date and long distance and all the things. She's going back to North Carolina. You're staying here. That's tight.
Si 1:07
Hey, I made long distance work for a while. Someone's got to keep doing chores around her mom's house. There you go. I like it. He's a good guy. You should see my weird way I fixed her porch stairs. Is that where you hurt your neck?
Stone 1:26
Anyway, my date went really well.
John-David 1:30
Yeah, it did.
Stone 1:31
Well, since you're spending time with the mother there, Hunter, okay, that's what your future wife will be like.
Si 1:39
Yeah, you're right, Ty. She's going to become like a stubborn old lady eventually.
Hunter 1:43
Oh, wow. Call your new girlfriend a stubborn old lady.
Si 1:46
She is.
Stone 1:47
At a given time, she will become an old lady.
Si 1:50
Her mom is a little stubborn. I love her to death. She's a little stubborn.
John-David 1:54
Yeah. Well, we all are. Let me tell you something. So will you be. The older you get, the more set you become. Trust me. I'm turning into that.
Hunter 2:02
My cousin Heath did tell us that when we were all like, he was older. And like our youth minister, he said, look at her mom. She will become that.
Stone 2:11
Yeah. Well, that way you can't ever say, I really didn't know. Yeah, you did. You looked at the mom. You spent time with the mom. Okay. Okay.
Martin 2:22
You're dating. How does that check out for you? Well, about 50-50, I'd imagine. Mine's half Robertson, half Gibson. So, coin toss. Boy, you got the best of both worlds there. I guarantee you.
Stone 2:37
Why?
Martin 2:37
I guarantee you. I got me a good one. Yeah. Yeah. You got the best part. She got gypsy blood in her. Yeah. She's nuttier than a squirrel turd. Oh, man. Nuttier than a squirrel turd.
John-David 2:49
Laudy be. Unreal. It's good to have Hunter back. Yeah, it is good. I'm glad you're back, Hunter. I'm glad everything went swimmingly for you. But I felt like our people are invested enough that they were going to want to know how.
Si 3:00
I don't know why people are so invested in it. I never understood that. It's an ongoing saga. Yeah.
Hunter 3:05
I guess it'll end when I get married. None of us have any love interest at all.
John-David 3:10
No. like that sounds awful to go on a date so you're the one yeah you're the one still out there in the pool yeah like we kind of get to learn through you where something tragic were to happen to one of our women should we decide we want to do that again you know i'm out by the way so he said hey man what's that's it i'm done i will be y'all have met the only mrs martin one and done if i had to go back into that she'd either be way older than me like uncomfortably older than me yeah or i'd just be like down at a lake somewhere being a hermit yeah yeah you'd be looking like coach o man walking around i think i'd go to work on a shrimp boat yeah sounds better can i can i ask for advice though from you guys oh okay uh sure you can
Stone 3:57
so you can lose the band-aid it's not tricking anybody if that was your question okay what do you need how can we help you okay so so uh my parents aren't her biggest fan they don't really like her that much whoa did she listen to this
Si 4:22
no well she makes sure she doesn't no she knows this okay it's no secret to anyone um so how do you how do you deal with that the first question is why is that um i asked this yesterday you already had this conversation yeah in the lobby it made hunter very uncomfortable

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