Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We have our holiday guest host in here.
Ho, ho, ho. John Luke only shows up for holidays. I'm only here for special episodes. There you go. Very special episodes.
I like it. Is today special?
Apparently. Merry Christmas, everybody. Hey, I got a question for the fans because, hey, look, I'm going to ask y'all, how do we make this the best podcast in the world?
Well, we'd be the only poscast, but... I can't let you slide.
The only what? You said poscast.
Yeah, you said poscast.
You forgot the D. You want to know how we... I have one of them little... He's going to know. Brain farts? No. Slip of the tongue. So what is the electricity? A little short? Yeah. I had a little short in the brain there a while ago.
Them shorts made everybody hear a lot. It may have been a. We're doing them. It may have been a brain cell. This is the way that we do it.
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Chapter 2: How does Miss Kay describe her recent experience?
Merry Christmas! Okay, so how do we make it better? Okay, look, this is all about your perspective. Okay? And a happy new year. And the relationship you form. With the almighty first deal with the human race. And I know that when you get to some relationship with the human race, that sucks too.
I like how because I just thought, you know what? On this podcast, we should talk about things people want to hear.
Well, no, no. This is just really, you know, because I got a question. I'm going to do it. What is your motivating factor? Okay. Yep. When you wake up in the morning, okay, and you jump out of bed, are you raring to go to meet the day? Or are you saying, this sucks, I've got to go to work again?
I'm generally saying I've got to pee. Right. That's what gets me to jump out of bed.
I don't ever jump anywhere.
You don't ever jump anywhere? I actually jump a lot.
Not very fast.
I usually just slide out of bed. I ain't jumping out of bed. Yeah. Slide out, and as soon as my feet touches the floor, then I have to stand up and get ready to... What would you say the average time of day that is?
9.30. Here lately, about...
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Chapter 3: What Christmas traditions does the family share?
Death Wish was one of them. Dirty Harry was another Christmas memory.
Make my day. Are you telling this on the air?
Yeah, this is going out to America.
These people watch Duck Dynasty.
They only watch it because of you, Miss Kay. Our viewership just went up tenfold having you on here.
Sorry about that. That's a good thing. Did it go off R or something? I mean, I didn't go that far off.
No, you're good. You're just PG-13.
You go as far as you want to, though, Kay. We have the power of editing.
As a consumer, you really do hold the success of a business in your hands. Their success depends on your choice to spend money with them or their competitor. And my friends at Pure Talk want to say a heartfelt thank you for choosing them for your wireless needs. Because of you. Peer Talk had a record-breaking year this year, which is fantastic.
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Chapter 4: What humorous stories are told about past Christmases?
Okay. Yeah.
Well, you better wait till I get something cooked.
Oh, well, okay. If you're going to force me to eat, I will.
Yeah, I hadn't been cooking much.
Okay.
But I plan to.
Yeah, you can rally on that regard. I do love a Swiss steak, I'm just saying.
I know.
Remember Swiss steak? That would be good when you have fried pies for dessert. Oh, now we're just putting in an order.
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Chapter 5: How does Uncle Si respond to Miss Kay's stories?
I feel like your topics, they are all going to send in more talking to Kay, please.
Yep.
So how do we make it the best podcast? We can probably work that out.
Get one out. Wait till I'm back on Valentine's Day. John Luke said, hey, don't leave me out on Valentine's Day.
Hey, it's a holiday every two days now.
We'll get you on President's Day.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, federal holidays, they roll around a lot these days. Oh, my goodness. Valentine's Day on a Thursday, we got you. What about New Year's Day? We got John Luke.
Oh, yeah, we got New Year's.
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Chapter 6: What updates are shared about John Luke's growing family?
Five of them.
Yeah, there'll be six, four, two, and... Twins. Zero. And when are these due-ish? Twins. March. March is the due date. Oh, you may not be here for Valentine's Day then.
Yeah, you're going to be homestead.
You're going to be churning butter and getting the groceries.
Have y'all told?
Do we know what they are? Yeah, they're girls. No, both girls.
Both girls, yeah. I actually think I did know that.
I wanted to say that, but I wasn't certain.
You don't ever announce somebody else's business.
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