Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf

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What holiday traditions are discussed in this episode?

Martin 0:00
Welcome back to the DuckTallroom ladies and gentlemen we are here we are um yeah it's the winter we got the holiday season is all around us and man hope you guys are having a good holiday season so far hope you're getting ready for Christmas and all the things that go along with that Christmas time is here. Oh, that reminds me.
Willie 0:19
Here you go, Johnny D. That's the worst song ever, and Willie always sings it. And now I've carried that tradition on to my children and annoyed them by going, Christmas time is here. And now I'm annoying people that are listening.
Martin 0:32
So we had a very special guest stop by the house the other day for the boys. I'm texting this to Johnny D. And... Boom.
Mac 0:45
Okay.
Martin 0:46
Okay. Had the...
Willie 0:49
You hired a Santa to come to your house? Or is that the real one?
Martin 0:52
That's the real one. No, this is one of Santa's helpers that spreads Christmas joy before... That looks joyful. Before Christmas Day. And my man Jackson just... Full of Christmas joy. Just struggling, man. He's struggling. No, the... uh the guy dressed as santa here is a very good friend family friend of ours and he does this during the holiday season for folks and every time he does when he's dressed up he calls and like hey are the boys awake we'll stop by so that's awesome he uh he dressed he was already doing another deal and he come by and uh the cars that you see them clenched so tightly in their hands is what he gave them little waylon got him an orange car and jackson got him a red car but no jackson was uh
Martin 1:37
Man, he's my little socialite, but not with people in costume, apparently. The beard was too big. Yeah, I would have lost a lot of money on that interaction. I was expecting Waylon to be headed for the door and Jackson about, oh, yes, he's the opposite. Yeah. And so Jackson was like, he finally he finally broke down some trust issues and walls with him. And, you know, it just took a minute. I give you that where he's hugging him. So he finally hugged and kissed Santa Claus. But yeah, it was just it was very strange because. Man, I would have pegged Waylon for that one and not, yeah, not Jackson. But Waylon just went to him. He was like, oh, if this man's giving out cars. I'm in. I'm in. Yeah. If he's giving out cars that make noises, I'm in on that. So, no, that was fun, man.
Martin 2:32
it's fun and we're gonna have christmas here at duck commander too so i'm gonna bring them up here where we have a santa claus and you know who you should get i do know who i should get i should get our guest that's coming on here in a little bit mr mac owen johnny d's my uncle bonafide santa bonaf a card carrying member of the american santa claus association i don't know if that's what it's even called like nailed it the real bearded american santa claus association really
Willie 2:57
Look, Santa run a tight ship. You don't get all around the world in one night without having some rules and regulations.
Martin 3:03
And without having some help from your friends, right? Yeah. You need people to stand in the gap while you're finishing up the toys and doing all the things.
Willie 3:11
Look at Mac.
Mac 3:12
Wow.
Willie 3:13
Look at Owens.
Mac 3:14
Wow.
Willie 3:15
So you got to find some people to lock it down for you. And, you know, you got to pass some rigorous testing.
Mac 3:24
That's a good Santa and good elves. What about that one elf? With the little stache? I don't know about the elves.

How did Uncle Si become a Christmas elf?

Willie 3:30
I ain't in charge of the elves, but one's my uncle. They're a dime a dozen. Do you know the other ones? No. Oh, okay. That's in the Denver Mall. We're going to talk to Mac about it here in a bit. If you're in the Denver Mall, go see my uncle.
Martin 3:42
Yeah. No, that is cool. He's helping out Santa Claus this year. That is a cool.
Mac 3:48
I did send you one of Santa and his special elf stuff. Oh, my word. There he is, boys. That's the grumpy elf. Actual. Si.
Martin 4:01
I got questions. Is that you? That's Phil. Oh, wow. Who are the two ladies? It's not Christine and it's not Alicia, so I got a question.
Mac 4:16
Well, it was a party. We had a Christmas party. Me and Si had to go as Santa Claus and the elves.
Uncle Si 4:23
I must not have been feeling good that day.

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