Duck Call Room
Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Thu, 08 May 2025
Uncle Si brings the house down at his karaoke birthday bash—with a mic in one hand and his oxygen mask in the other. Mountain Man surprises everyone with a new girlfriend with a curious dating history, and Godwin gets sweet reflecting on quiet mornings with Miss Paula. Martin learns about a baby name that blows his mind, John-David uncovers a serious case of mistaken identity thanks to Google, and the guys debate the internet’s wildest question: could 100 men take down a gorilla? Duck Call Room episode #446 is sponsored by: https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Save up to half-off on select plants and use code DUCK at checkout to get an additional 15% off! https://puretalk.com/duck — Get a FREE Samsung Galaxy phone with qualifying plan when you switch to Pure Talk! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE bottle of AG D3K2, an AG1 Welcome Kit, AND 5 of the upgraded AG1 travel packs with your first order. For 20% off your order, head to https://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened at Si's karaoke birthday party?
Where are we going, Martin?
Should we just start the show and see what happens? All right, welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are in here for a Silas podcast. Silas, not Silus, which is his name.
I got his headphones on. So there's a certain amount of you. I promise I'll keep the mic right here.
Hey! Hey!
Oh, you spilled your coffee.
There you go. Hunter just had a heart attack. That was the best Cy impression I've seen in years.
God was getting into character over there.
He said, hey, and then beat up everything on this desk.
Nailed it. Before y'all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever, Cy's not sick. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights of Miss Paula's birthday?
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now's the perfect time to plant use duck to save today offers valid for a limited time terms and conditions may apply did you go yeah oh what's up yeah i just hung out with kate and jay oh why were you so late i didn't see you there
Uh-oh. I'm just kidding.
I was there for a very short amount. I showed up, hugged Si, took a picture, told him happy birthday, and then I had a nine-year-old.
I was playing Mortal Kombat and I lost track of time. That's a good reason.
Anyway. Let's do a My Cat game?
Oh, yeah. Really?
it's fun anyway mountain man he showed up with a lady who's this lady on his arm so that lady i'll send you a picture johnny d so that's when i when i'm when i met her uh he's a good deflection by the way this is my girlfriend i said okay see you might recognize her she used to date turtle man Oh, no.
From swamp people?
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Chapter 5: What was the discussion about fishing trips?
I just don't like interrupting people's day. I'm a big believer in text message. Summer, this is a duck call. Too young. She said, what's the point? Don't write him letters. I only talk when I'm driving.
I was literally trying to rack my mind around the craziest name I've ever heard.
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um summer this is john david from the duck call room podcast there's a guy room there's goblin martin's here um i'm here we need to see a birth certificate of talladega we sure do that was awesome hey summer tally um so you're invited we're recording right now also you hit us with the ignore button so yeah oh yeah that was a that was a quick decline oh yeah call back work yeah we got yeah all right summer she's probably a brain surgeon ask for philip not these other guys
i don't know what that was that goodbye oh okay uh anyway that really matches up with an email i got though i'm not gonna well we can't top that you can't yeah i don't know how to answer your question but i think that was a little bit braggy oh that was like hey what's the craziest name y'all ever heard of yeah here's my crazy name and i mean i hope matt light our good friend matt light has a child and names it bush
That would be fun. Bush Light. That'd be a good one.
I think he's probably done having kids, though. Anyway. Maybe. Two years ago, I put a picture up on the screen of a fan of ours named River. River. It was her second birthday.
Two years ago, so she's four now.
Now she's four. And for her fourth birthday, she ran it back. Bucky's birthday cake.
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Chapter 6: How does Si balance his appearances and personal time?
Chapter 7: What are some funny moments from the podcast?
Nailed it. Before y'all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever, Cy's not sick. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break.
We're going to do that from time to time. He is in a great... Also, he's absolutely worn out from singing.
He is. Cut him.
Because his birthday party was karaoke.
His birthday party was karaoke?
It was. And then our friend Clara came in and swept the old man off his feet.
Yeah, he might be at home strumming on his guitar, thinking about making a return after that, you know? I want to watch that and see how she sounds. Oh, she's good. You'll love it, Gobble. I know you. You'll love it. But Si's taking a break. Yeah, he's taking a break. Look, he's filming a lot for Duck Dynasty, the revival.
You know why ants don't get ill? Because they live in a hill?
Some antibodies. Antibodies. God, I love you. That's pretty witty. You can tell God would spend a lot of time alone. Gavin, today is your bride's birthday, right? Yours too. I know. What'd you get Miss Paula?
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