Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
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What happened at Si's karaoke birthday party?
Where are we going, Martin?
Should we just start the show and see what happens? All right, welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are in here for a Silas podcast. Silas, not Silus, which is his name.
I got his headphones on. So there's a certain amount of you. I promise I'll keep the mic right here.
Hey! Hey!
Oh, you spilled your coffee.
There you go. Hunter just had a heart attack. That was the best Cy impression I've seen in years.
God was getting into character over there.
He said, hey, and then beat up everything on this desk.
Nailed it. Before y'all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever, Cy's not sick. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break.
We're going to do that from time to time. He is in a great... Also, he's absolutely worn out from singing.
He is. Cut him.
Because his birthday party was karaoke.
His birthday party was karaoke?
It was. And then our friend Clara came in and swept the old man off his feet.
Yeah, he might be at home strumming on his guitar, thinking about making a return after that, you know? I want to watch that and see how she sounds. Oh, she's good. You'll love it, Gobble. I know you. You'll love it. But Si's taking a break. Yeah, he's taking a break. Look, he's filming a lot for Duck Dynasty, the revival.
You know why ants don't get ill? Because they live in a hill?
Some antibodies. Antibodies. God, I love you. That's pretty witty. You can tell God would spend a lot of time alone. Gavin, today is your bride's birthday, right? Yours too. I know. What'd you get Miss Paula?
Oh, this is going to be magical.
He said nothing.
Swing by on your way home.
I built her some coffee this morning. We watched TV together. I built her a second cup of coffee. and made her some toast. Oh, look at you, son. She sure looks good. In the morning? Yeah, I was sitting there looking at her. I was sitting in my chair, and she was on the couch, and she reads a devotional every morning while she's drinking her coffee, and I was looking at her, and I was thinking, thank you, Jesus.
Boy, ain't that the truth.
And my son-in-law's birthday.
Oh, it's Cecilio's birthday. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, the last week of April, for whatever reason... What was going on nine months ago? A lot of people born this. I don't know what people celebrate roughly 40 weeks prior to this.
Your wives, son-in-law, my son, Cy, Willie, Missy, Phil.
I got a couple more buddies, too, that their wives' birthdays this week. I just wonder why we marry all these Tauruses. If you go back and look at the horoscope. They wild, man. Oh, they wild.
They lippy. Carter was supposed to be born right now.
He showed up a little early.
He showed up a couple months early.
Which fits his personality.
He's on time.
He's always ahead of the scene.
That dude was in the car this morning waiting on everybody else to go to school. He was like, Dad, we're going to be late. Chop, chop. You're not going to be late. He goes, I'm going to get in the car. I said, well, see you this evening.
Was he in the front seat? No.
He wants to be, though. He thinks because he's bigger than a few adults we know, he's allowed to sit in the front seat now. I don't blame him.
Let him go up there, man.
That's kind of my point. Allison got mad at me for letting him ride in the front seat. Just through town the other day, and I was like, he's bigger than some people I know that drive.
Yeah, I think it's okay.
I think it's a size thing more than an age thing.
Plus, Carter would probably be a pretty good DJ, man. It's hot in here. It is hot in here. He is a terrible DJ, but I like you. I had my little jacket on. I was prepared for that air vent to be blowing right down my back. And it ain't. I was cold with Miss Clara the other day.
This is the hottest room in America.
Well, it's not consistent. Like, it's just... It's incredibly inconsistent. But, no, yeah, it was, we went to Iron Cactus last night. Mom kept the boys.
Oh, good.
Oh, did? Mm-hmm. Because we can't go tonight because she plays piano at church.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happened at Si's karaoke birthday party?
0:00–55:46
2
What are the highlights of Miss Paula's birthday?
12:02–55:46
3
What was the discussion about fishing trips?
51:02–54:06
4
How does Si balance his appearances and personal time?
54:06
5
What are some funny moments from the podcast?
0:39–55:46
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