Uncle Si's Hardest Struggle with 'Duck Dynasty' Fame

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What struggles did Uncle Si face with fame?

Unknown Speaker 0:06
I can see through walls because I have ammonia in my brain. I'm not kidding y'all. I'm about to go buy some of that. Why? The last thing you need is more energy. Wait, let us watch you and monitor you for a little while. Yeah, like if there was ever a customer for not smelling salts, it's you. I'm about to. As you pound that Celsius between your, I mean like. I'm hiding this one. You are going to die of a heart attack. What? What is it? Depends on how much I drink. Resting. If you're resting, it should be pretty consistent. Huh? No, mine's between 55 and 60. Yeah. There you go. Beat a minute. Or a second. All right. Don't come at me. Jump ropes were hard. Had it figured out. That's all I'm saying. But them smelling salts got me. We talked about it last episode. The warning labels said keep away from people with lung problems. So we didn't bring them around. But I can see through walls now.
Unknown Speaker 1:03
That stuff's wild. Martin, can you see through walls? I can't see through walls, but I feel something. I know why they said leave it away from people with lung problems. I know why they said that. Can confirm that. Don't do drugs. Happy birthday, Phil. Thank you. Happy birthday, Phillip. 54. 55. 55? 55. Double nickels, baby. He just called you a speed limit. That's right. You got it right. Meant to be broken. Yep.

Why is it good Si didn't get famous younger?

Unknown Speaker 1:34
That's right. Do you realize if you double in age, you'll be 110? Yes, I do. That's wild. Yep. I mean, that's what the smell of salt's getting. I was waiting for some profound. Nope, that's it. We're going somewhere. No, we're not.
Dr. Phil 1:50
I was waiting for the punchline. That's how I feel today.
Unknown Speaker 1:53
Well, you know what you need to do tonight, Phillip?
Dr. Phil 1:55
Tell me.
Unknown Speaker 1:56
If you get bored and you need to be entertained on your 55th birthday. Hot tub with a cigar? No, you need to unlock your phone and get on Instagram. Nope, not Instagram. Oh, it's on Instagram. I know, but there's another thing that's happened to it. Wait, what is this? You've seen it. Have the people seen it? I don't think so. No, nobody knows. I get on my phone. My Facebook's not public, right? Yeah. I get on my phone the other day and I have a notification and I screenshotted it because it just didn't make any sense to me. It said, you have a new friend suggestion on Facebook. Look who joined the world of social media. Jay Stump. And I was like, you know what I said? He been hacked. Somebody, some guy in a cave somewhere with that talks funny called Jay and Jay was rude to him.
Unknown Speaker 2:46
And so now he said, all right, big dog, I'm going to impersonate you on Facebook. And so then I clicked it. 100%. Husband, father, duck man. He was in my office for 20 minutes this morning because he couldn't figure out some things on it. And I was like, man, I love when old people get social media. Oh, yeah. Right. And then he also joined The Gram. Yeah, he's on Instagram. That's where I saw him the first time. Old duckman underscore stone. Y'all go give him a follow. I'm sure it'd be some riveting and lightning. I really think he's just doing it to make fun of all of Willie's kids. Well, the duck boys have definitely been the focus of his first few posts. That and sign deer hunting. Yeah, there it is. Duckman Stone.
Unknown Speaker 3:36
It is. Hey, let me say, good follow. We're averaging more than a post today. Oh, yeah. He's on that bag now. He come in there asking me for a strategy. I said, I don't know. When something cool happens, I boast about it. He even got Reeves Walker out there doing something. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, he got the buck, boys. The problem is, you notice... None of them got the right last name. Well, I guess they do. They all got the wrong one. Yeah, you're right, because they're all working. Yeah. Yeah, they're there doing stuff. Uh-oh. I see what they're doing. That was a hold the mayo and hold the mustard. Hey, they're draining the water, boys. Yeah, they're getting rid of the water. Look at him putting together a reel.
Unknown Speaker 4:14
Look at old Stone. Oh. Putting together reels. So in the past month, he has been, since I've known Stone, he's been anti-social media. He's now got social media. And he talks about not watching football.

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