Uncle Si Scores Big Anniversary Points with His Wife
episodePreviously titled “When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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Who is the special guest in this episode?
ready set go welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen today we are joined i'm gonna do better and generally we get like 12 minutes into this before i introduce the guest but not today today we've got our friend russell we talked about him we've talked about russell recently and we'll we'll get into that but welcome russell
Well, I'm glad to be here.
Yeah, look at there.
He even wore a camo shirt to fit in. Look, everything fits but them glasses.
Look, I'm a fancy hunter. I wear the Ray-Bans with the bifocal and the progressive, and they even turn dark in the sunshine.
There you go. Look at there. You know what I just learned when he walked in? He had never met Cy.
Never. Never. As a man who's a professional barber, I can see why.
Their paths aren't – Yeah, I'm a little on the bushy side.
Yeah, their paths ain't going to cross often. And plus, Sia gets his hair cut by 70-year-old plus females. What was that? No, I will say, before we get into why Russell's here, I got an interesting text while I was gone. So we're filming a TV show all day today. This is actually while the film crew's on lunch. I get to be in here. So, like, it's a day for me.
Not for me.
But I got a text from Sia's lovely bride. It said, if you have a chance before Cy leaves, ask him to stop at Church's, which if y'all don't know, Church's is a chicken place.
It's not the local worshiping place.
It's the chicken. Don't stop at a church. Stop at Church's Chicken for my anniversary meal. Is it your anniversary? Yeah. And you get to be bailed out by going to Church's Chicken? Did you know that it was your anniversary? Huh?
No. This was just a nice way of my wife reminding me. Via me. Via Martin.
So it's your anniversary, and you're going to have Church's Chicken.
That's right. A leg of thigh, coleslaw. Are we still talking about the chicken? Yeah. And two biscuits.
Oh, two biscuits. See?
I don't know. Are we talking about the chicken, right? And two biscuits. Yeah.
Okay.
You know how many years it is? In each meal. Oh, okay. One for each of you.
How many years is it? What year is this? Oh, good grief. 2025.
Like 54.
Yeah. Well, they had that big celebration on his 40th. Is that right? That was the 50th. 50th. That was only four years ago. It goes by quick. I was thinking about the one where they did the party and I bought her a new ring and all the thing. I still can't believe that. Yeah, you got God on that one, son. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got God on that one.
Have you ever been able to pull off Anniversary Church's chicken, Russell?
No, but I would love that. Yeah.
I still love that. You got to, you know, hey, when I married her, I put a cigar band on her finger.
Allegedly.
Is this a true story? No, that's my story.
Not her story, but it is his. I know.
She said something about a $16 cheapo, and I said, well, You got one now, and it ain't a cheapo. Yeah.
Well, whenever I got engaged, my wife of 21 years, she conveniently got a job at a jewelry store because she got that employee discount. I took that as a sign, and I got a great deal on a ring. You made her buy her own ring? No, no, no, no. She got it as a hint to say, I want you to marry me, and I got an employee discount here, so I would come by it.
That's brilliant. How long does she work there?
Double whammy.
Just long enough to get married. Just long enough to get married. Yeah. I need to talk to your wife because she sounds like she's financially. She's frugal. Frugal like myself. Fiscally conservative is what I like to call it. I'm not. No. Well, yeah. Shut up.
Anyway, I'm going to be broke one day. Anyway, but that's because I did. What's funny is we brought Russell in to talk about a very important topic. Yeah. It's sweeping the nation. Yeah, it's in the news. I got a tip. It's all over. Today. You got a tip? Did you put the tip jar out? No, because I don't want to offend people, and that scares me. But some guy, it was like 1806, he handed me two tens. He said, hey, you just keep it. And I was like, I'm not getting taxed on this $1.94. Yeah, there you go, man. Look at God. So that was my second tip I've ever got. Did you like it? I just put it in the cash register.
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