Order your Not Today or British PMs T-Shirts at fumblerooskiproductions.com/store The British land on West Falkland and the land war begins, fighting hand-to-hand combat over terrain built for lesbians, until finally, 1800 islanders and half a million sheep are free The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 All roads lead to the Falklands 05:39 The final offensive 08:19 Boots on the ground 14:45 Boggy terrain 16:43 Lesbian Devision 17:59 Airpedos 23:00 The Battle of Goose Green 25:13 Yomping 27:54 Night time fighting 29:32 The Battle of Mount Harriet 31:57 Ear trophies 34:58 Surrender 38:45 Victory for mummy 43:51 Guilt free war 46:38 Rejoice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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