Can You Separate The Fart From The Fartist? (With Bebe Cave) | Great Artists: Picasso

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How does the episode open and why is Bebe Cave’s engagement announced?

Fin Taylor 0:02
Welcome back to Film Versus History. I'm joined by Horatio Gould. Hello. And Mrs. Horatio Gould. There he is. BBK. Look at this, for the first time. The second time. Second time, what? The second time she's been on the pod.
Bebe Cave 0:24
Yes, but it's the first time that you've had a repeat guest.
Fin Taylor 0:26
Yes.
Bebe Cave 0:27
And it's the first time that you've had a guest that's engaged to one of the hosts.
Fin Taylor 0:29
This is the first time we've had... First of many. Yes, first of many.
Horatio Gould 0:34
Henry VIII is going to sort of become bloated and just have a sort of carousel.
Fin Taylor 0:39
Victoria's been on twice. This is the first female guest we've had on twice.
Horatio Gould 0:42
Yes. A second BB Cave has hit the podcast.
Fin Taylor 0:45
Yes, a second Horatio Gault has hit the podcast. Also, I like the idea that you're here to announce your engagement and the podcast has essentially become the back pages of the Times where high-owning individuals announce their engagements. Yeah.
Bebe Cave 0:56
It is really convenient timing, actually. I'll make sure to hold my microphone like this. Just to get the ring in.
Horatio Gould 1:02
Was the last time you saw Charlie skiing, pretty much?
Unknown 1:05
No.
Horatio Gould 1:09
Yeah, because it was good to have a first-hand account of... Yes, yes, we should have a sort of... Do you want me to explain what happened from your perspective?
Bebe Cave 1:16
I really don't. I don't want to talk about it.
Horatio Gould 1:18
I really don't. No, just from your perspective, just set the scene.
Bebe Cave 1:21
I hate ratio.
Fin Taylor 1:23
Don't make me do that. No, that's quite... What I'll say about Stephen Bartlett's podcast is he kind of eases the trauma out, and you've just kind of like a fucking truck driven into it.
Bebe Cave 1:31
You've asked me to do my least favourite thing, which is be gross.
Fin Taylor 1:33
Oi, love, talk about how bad this shit's going on. That's essentially what you've done.
Bebe Cave 1:37
I knew I shouldn't have told you. I knew that you would commodify.
Horatio Gould 1:40
No, you ran back and you were white as a sheet. And you said, on the landing, it was one of the worst spells I've ever smelt in my life. I feel that's unfair. You said that I heard him furiously flushing, I believe.
Bebe Cave 1:53
It was only because it happened two days in a row and I thought there might be something genuinely wrong.
Fin Taylor 2:00
So was it on the second day that you... It was on the second day that I thought... God bless you for buttoning it up for a day.
Bebe Cave 2:06
That's nice of you. I thought maybe there was something wrong with the drainage and then it was the second time hearing the flushes from upstairs. i just thought to myself like that really is so it's like it's so severe that i wonder if it's if it's we're all gonna get sick do you know i mean i had to yeah did it change it the fact that for lunch you saw him eat a giant steak tartar it was the most revolting plate of food i've ever seen in my life no knife and fork in my head And it's... You know, the thing is, when you stay with people for the first time, even if you know them quite well, there is a real... There's a real kind of... There's an intimacy to it. There's intimacy to it. I saw him wandering around in boxes and a little vest.
Bebe Cave 2:53
Oh, yeah.
Horatio Gould 2:53
We see that here in the office, doesn't it?
Bebe Cave 2:55
And I also... It's also because... Oh, Charlie, I don't want to embarrass you. Go on. It was obviously because it was... We were playing cards. And it was... I went down to the basement to... To get some fizzy water. And it was in both parts. It was the bathroom downstairs as well. And so I knew it was you. Because the thing is, it was because we'd been playing cards.
Unknown 3:18
I'd go in there to fart. Where'd you go to fart? To the toilet.
Bebe Cave 3:21
No, I think that's fine. Because it was such a recognisable sense. It was a very distinctive busk. And he realised it must have been you then. Because it was like, I've seen you go downstairs a few times during the card games. And I wondered what was going on there.
Fin Taylor 3:35
So today we're talking about Pavlo Picasso. I should just say that, but I would like to add that as a link, I think Picasso, obviously, I think you were shitting on the bowl in a sort of quite Picasso-esque way. I think it looked like an actual poo. I think you were just kind of spreading...
Bebe Cave 3:51
I'm really sorry, Charlie.
Fin Taylor 3:52
I know you didn't want to talk about that.

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