Custard’s Last Stand | The Battle of Little Big Horn (Part 3/4)
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What is the premise of Part 3 of the Battle of Little Bighorn series?
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LAUGHTER Sitting balls. Sitting balls. Crazy horse cock. um we're talking about the battle of the little big horn uh this is our series on the american indian wars uh it's just because our listeners are very thick india is not involved no um we are there's not a huge server of horny indians no this is commenting under an ai image of it's not the battle big bobs um little big horny that's what the battle we're fighting currently is the battle of little big horny indians it's more of a virtual war digital war yeah Anyway, this is part three where we're going to talk about the actual battle itself. So we've introduced Custer and his sort of rivals, Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse. Now, Custer is on the lookout with his 7th Cavalry for these Injuns.
Injuns. That's nice. That's real old world stuff. Kenya stuff. Injuns. I think it's better. It's nice. I think it's better than calling them Injuns. My old headmaster at my school was called St. John Parker. St. John? St. John Parker. Tasteful. So, in March 1876, General Sheridan had forced the Lakota and the Cheyenne onto a Great Sioux reservation. Was Sheridan a big player in the Civil War? Yes. He was a scorched earth guy. I think they're all quite a scorched earth. Yeah, but he invented scorched earth. Oh, really? I believe. Charlie, can you just Google, did General Sheridan invent scorched earth? But I'm really in the weeds when it comes to American history. But because I'm quite stubborn because I think Americans expect you to know their history and I kind of refused to learn it out of spite.
Yeah. Yeah. Like even I speak to American comments and they thought we'd know about the Boston Tea Party. It's like you're one of the 200 countries that's claimed independence from us. Yeah. Why? What makes you so special? Yeah. He did not invent it, but he's famous for brutally implementing it during the American Civil War. Yeah. Fair enough. Now, the reservation, as we'd said, that's basically Centre Parcs. We're forcing the American Indians onto Centre Parcs. And they don't want to go because they feel trapped because they're nomadic people. Gypsies. They are gypsies. They're Indian gypsies.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the premise of Part 3 of the Battle of Little Bighorn series?
0:00–7:55
2
How did US policies and Sheridan’s reservation push lead up to the 1876 campaign?
7:55–19:32
3
Which forces and commanders were deployed in the three-column plan against the Sioux?
19:32–22:41
4
What reconnaissance and Rosebud ambush events shaped Custer’s decision-making?
22:41–54:58
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