Chris Farley, Penis Surgery, & the Olympics!
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What shoe-related embarrassment does Dana experience?
i like stories oh look who it is hey man i'm a witness protection right now but i'm sorry i created all this what a mate nick's having the airgasms what she's having the airgasms because he's like well when you come home to me you're like a dial tone is that why they said put a turkey wiener on you and he goes no i want to do it in turkey ah okay
Does that make sense? That's his wiener.
I try to go festive sometimes. That's what this is about.
Oh, you're cheerful. That shirt? My shirt, yeah. Is that what it's reading?
I think so. I got a blue one and that's exact same size. Put it through the dryer. It's twice as big. What the fire?
I got clowned last night.
What insane story does David share about Chris Farley?
I went to the comedy store and all the comics, especially the female ones, were like, you have the worst shoe game. It was really embarrassing. They all were like trashing my shoes.
Your shoes?
Yeah.
So they're looking down at your shoes.
The worst part is it's true. And they go, and those army pants are from the gap. And I was like, no, they're not. And of course they are because Dana had them on. And I said, they were cool. And I went and got them.
They're khakis. But let me tell you this. Like I, you know, our podcasts with Marcella, that's out now.
How does Dana's shoe game compare to Epstein's emails?
Oh, yeah, the one with Marcello, yeah.
I posted a thing of the three of us, and then I saw you guys, and I said, it's me and the Vanilla Boys. Because you guys look like you're in a singing group with your sweats. Oh, me and Marcello. It's kind of yellow and white. The Vanilla Boys. Oh, we were?
Yeah.
It's a cool picture.
He did a set last night. He stayed in town a day, and so... went to dinner last night and then i went and got trounced by everyone about my shoes it was real shoegate i walked out of there like this i was driving home like this did you go on stage with a little bit of edge to you or they ridiculed you ridiculed you after it was i saw whitney backstage whitney looks great by the way i saw whitney she did not look great i know whitney is looks she has a great she looks like a model i well marcello came with us over there and then i said let's they'll just let him jump on and and he felt where he didn't want to bump so it was whitney it was jim norton i think santino and then i think he went on oh robbie hoffman andy andy santino andy who's who's a friend of the show friend
Yeah, we will say that Marcello was funny on the show, on the podcast.
Up now.
What insights do they share about the upcoming Olympics?
Yeah, he's got the goods, man. He's got likability, you know. And I've talked to two people who say whenever you see him, they saw him at the Grammys, you can't take your eyes off him. Yeah. It's like that Frankie Avalon song. Who was that?
Yeah.
Four Seasons. Four Seasons. Can't take my... No, but he's cool. I root for him. He was very sweet with us at the end of the show, you know. Oh, he's very nice. Well, it's the idea. I did meet along the way bitter comedians, even successful ones that kind of you could tell at an edge and didn't want.
What are the details surrounding the bizarre penis surgery news?
Still mad.
I'm mad at you just for being young. You know, it's like so stupid. So he's surprised we root for him.
yeah he was he was fun on the show he also brought it he was fun and did jokes he kept doing sebastian which was hysterical yes i had a gear i hadn't seen that swallowing words and as someone who does voices i love those little tiny addendums that little escalation sebastian's usually like my uber driver's here are you good gack but but marcello is doing the other way going i he does that wind up before it goes big it's funny so everybody's honking now like you barely can hear what he says i like when you go i'm clipping my toe full deck clip in the toenail see toenails
is a great word for sebastian such a compliment to sebastian yeah that he's got this rhythm that is so freaking infectious i mean the only guy that is a bigger fan than us is sebastian is this guy that matches here's my uninspiring delivery dogs are funny Your thing, I know, isn't it kind of like, hey, buddy? I mean, do you have a catchphrase?
No one knows what it is. Rack them. I did say rack them the other night on stage.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What shoe-related embarrassment does Dana experience?
0:00–0:53
2
What insane story does David share about Chris Farley?
0:53–1:25
3
How does Dana's shoe game compare to Epstein's emails?
1:25–2:48
4
What insights do they share about the upcoming Olympics?
2:48–3:24
5
What are the details surrounding the bizarre penis surgery news?
3:24–5:12
6
What humorous anecdotes do they share about celebrity interactions?
5:12–6:01
7
How do Dana and David react to the latest pop culture stories?
6:01–6:41
8
What closing thoughts do they have about the episode and their experiences?
6:41–1:03:51