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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Netflix is a Joke, Oscar Nominations, + Playing the Role of Poop???

26 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the Oscar nominations and reactions discussed?

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here's with our movie review of the year we haven't seen any of the movies but we're about to tell you that's like our other review we did we didn't oh yeah our top five movies of the year what if we put a tear up on our audience that's the thing we do we're gonna have every single guest dave chappelle will be there every night we're gonna have shane gillis he sits on the couch everybody's coming it's the biggest thing who's jizz again we haven't cast that yet

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28.077 - 32.623 Dana Carvey

Welcome. Welcome to another edition, episode 3,489.

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33.284 - 39.432 David Spade

We're going to rip apart the Academy Awards piece by piece.

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39.512 - 51.587 Dana Carvey

Oh, I'm such a boomer. I look at them and I go, oh man, how many of the top 10, I mean the 10 nominated movies have I seen? I got a lot of work to do.

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51.567 - 80.73 Dana Carvey

how about have you heard of african can you pronounce begonia i mean i saw petunia i saw it already i'll see anything with jesse plemmons and emma stone very good are they up for anything because they were they were all very good i don't know do do we have the can we throw the nomination interesting director by the way this is like the mtv awards where you i don't know literally one person okay i saw marty supreme because we got a screener

80.812 - 86.958 Dana Carvey

Thought it was great. I've not seen Frankenstein. I've seen the original one from 1932. I don't know if that helps.

87.299 - 89.161 David Spade

That guy's hot. That's all I've heard.

90.182 - 92.364 Dana Carvey

F1 is kind of a surprise.

Chapter 2: How do test screenings impact movie success?

93.345 - 94.266 Dana Carvey

That's quite an honor.

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94.286 - 102.574 David Spade

That is the surprise, for sure. I mean, Brad Pitt is a genuine movie star. And sometimes the Academy Awards, because now they have, what, 10 or 8 or whatever?

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102.655 - 104.376 Dana Carvey

No, it's 10 now. It used to be 5.

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104.597 - 108 David Spade

So you can sort of squeak in with an F1.

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108.453 - 133.903 Dana Carvey

um have you seen like a popcorn movie yeah it's one big tentpole movie it made like 700 million fun yeah brad pitt does brad pitt super charisma um keep reading them because they're too small for me i know i got my glasses on the secret agent i think it's from brazil i'm kind of interested in that i haven't seen it okay you've seen secret agent have you

134.39 - 135.211 David Spade

back and forth.

136.112 - 141.42 Dana Carvey

Here's with our movie review of the year. We haven't seen any of the movies, but we're about to tell you.

141.58 - 145.886 David Spade

That's like our other review we did. Oh yeah, our top five movies of the year.

146.166 - 153.276 Dana Carvey

Yeah, it's one movie we haven't seen after another. Speaking of which, Leonardo decapitated, I mean, DiCaprio.

Chapter 3: What insights do they share about Netflix's comedy festival?

153.256 - 172.463 Dana Carvey

in one battle after another pta paul is he up for it he's up for actor but also he is it looks like it's going to be a shootout at movie corral where did you see that i perused i've kind of i'm looking oh i'm just looking at this let's go by the pictures first one battle go

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172.443 - 197.485 Dana Carvey

one battle after another i've seen it i said it's kubricky it's tarantino-y um i think it's a movie that you i'm gonna see twice before i give my rating on it because i it's obviously brilliantly done will you ever see it twice to do that or we are you out No, no, I like to see movies. It'll be a lazy Sunday afternoon, partly cloudy. No one will be around. I'll try to walkie-talkie you.

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197.526 - 201.232 Dana Carvey

You won't answer back. And I go, fuck, I'm going to put it on. I like movies.

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201.412 - 204.758 David Spade

Chickens are relaxed. Everything's cool. Everything's been fed.

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204.778 - 212.271 Dana Carvey

Here's what the turf war is right now.

212.792 - 214.475 David Spade

Okay, where's the battle? What's going on?

Chapter 4: Why did Jordan Peele quit acting for the Emoji Movie?

214.495 - 227.888 Dana Carvey

It's sinners. versus one battle after another. Sinners, I think, got 16 Academy Award nominations. I think it might be the most of all time. One battle after another, I think, got the second most.

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228.849 - 252.684 David Spade

Yeah, well, you're skipping Train Dreams. I saw the guy from Train Dreams at the... Train Dreams? I have not heard of that one. I'm sorry. I think Joel Egerton, and he dropped a glass right by my foot, and it smashed into bits. And I literally, great guy syndrome, I fucking kept people back with him while we waited and tried to pick up shards.

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253.685 - 257.25 David Spade

And then it got to the point where this is someone else's job. They were too small.

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257.27 - 260.053 Dana Carvey

This is the star of Train Dreams you had this interaction with?

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260.113 - 260.213 David Spade

Yeah.

Chapter 5: What are the funniest moments from Tommy Boy?

260.233 - 268.363 David Spade

Did I get that right? I've seen so many billboards and shit for it, Train Dreams. It looks like the feel-bad movie this summer, but because it's very slow...

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269.018 - 285.559 Dana Carvey

very i think i would actually like it but sometimes it looks a little emotional and i can't have any well what if it's not analogous what if it's actually just about people dreaming on trains it's like literal could that be a good movie i have not seen it but it's on my bucket list

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285.657 - 300.122 David Spade

They are definitely pushing it, and I feel like you and Paula would like it. I don't think I wouldn't like it. I just feel like it's kind of like a really beautifully shot, cool, but I feel like it might be sad, and I can't be sad right now.

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301.013 - 319.856 Dana Carvey

Oh, yeah, darkness. No, give me some. Give me F1. I would have nominated Jurassic Park with my friend Scarlett Johansson. I thought that was a great movie. I thought it was a great. Have you seen it? Have you seen it?

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Chapter 6: How do politics and comedy intersect in their discussion?

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You know who got snubbed? The Velociraptorists.

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325.803 - 344.933 Dana Carvey

it was just a well done riveting action film. I think it's right up there with F1 and, you know, always, I never underestimate Tommy Cruz and you got to vote for Tommy Cruz when he's hanging off airplanes and holding his breath and banging bricks at his head and, you know, drowning in himself.

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345.815 - 349.362 David Spade

Is he in any of these? Is, Is he up for, I can't see the microscopic print.

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349.382 - 355.977 Dana Carvey

No, he got ignored by the Academy. He got shunned by the Academy. By the way, are you in the Academy?

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357.039 - 357.801 David Spade

I don't think so.

358.102 - 359.505 Dana Carvey

You don't think so?

360.363 - 362.807 David Spade

Well, go to another category. Let's really get into it.

362.887 - 364.209 Dana Carvey

Okay, Frankenstein also.

Chapter 7: What is the significance of the 'Netflix is a Joke' branding?

364.229 - 364.87 Dana Carvey

Have you seen that?

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365.25 - 370.218 David Spade

Sinners will... I saw pieces of it. That's such an LA thing. I saw pieces of it.

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370.238 - 371.88 Dana Carvey

I've heard Sinners is brilliant.

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371.9 - 377.108 David Spade

I've heard Sinners is great. But you know what your precious weapons isn't up for?

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377.168 - 387.563 Dana Carvey

I know. They're giving it to Best Supporting Actress for... Is it Amy Madigan? Yes.

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Yes.

388.527 - 397.1 Dana Carvey

who's always been great. Okay, here we are, leading actors, Timothée Chalamet. You gotta have cool names. Look at these, DiCaprio, Chalamet.

Chapter 8: What are the latest updates on Mr. Beast's game show?

397.4 - 402.548 Dana Carvey

You couldn't come in with Steve Edwards or something. Ethan Hawke is a great name.

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402.568 - 409.218 David Spade

Bill Squankmeyer. You need, half of the thing is now the dirty secret about the Golden Globes. The dirty, and I shouldn't even tell you, Dana.

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409.859 - 411.582 Dana Carvey

Well, I wanna know, what's the dirty secret?

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412.405 - 437.957 David Spade

is that especially in the old days but i think they still do it they will nominate any star for anything because they just want stars there so you'll be like wow the rock got up for best dramatic actor and they just want the rock there you know so they want as many big stars in that oh yeah that's been pretty transparent for a long time that's kind of a this is a big secret you can't tell our even our audience can't know

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438.072 - 463.86 Dana Carvey

yes the and the craziest nominations i can't remember the one that was famous pierre i don't know somebody got best actress peppy lepew peppy lepew got nominated for best director well look at chamelet i mean oscars it's a little whiff of the same thing but i think they're better about it but uh ethan hawk what is that movie it says blue moon blue moon

463.84 - 492.518 Dana Carvey

and um i have not seen it very interesting story actually um he plays he was riding with hammerstein and made did all these incredible things i think i know you're asleep hammerstein yeah who does he play for the knicks no and then rogers and hammerstein oh okay He kind of took over, I believe, and he sort of lost his job. He's an alcoholic. He's great in it. He's got a bald cap and a comb over.

492.598 - 493.599 David Spade

That'll do it.

493.94 - 496.884 Dana Carvey

He's really good. He's good anyway, though.

496.904 - 509.102 David Spade

I'm not trying to negate. And I looked like him on that picture once. Remember, Heather? They thought it was me. And Ethan Hawke, I don't even think I've met him in my travels, and I would like him.

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