Netflix is a Joke, Oscar Nominations, + Playing the Role of Poop???

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade 52 min 4 speakers 8 chapters transcribed
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What are the Oscar nominations and reactions discussed?

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here's with our movie review of the year we haven't seen any of the movies but we're about to tell you that's like our other review we did we didn't oh yeah our top five movies of the year what if we put a tear up on our audience that's the thing we do we're gonna have every single guest dave chappelle will be there every night we're gonna have shane gillis he sits on the couch everybody's coming it's the biggest thing who's jizz again we haven't cast that yet
Dana Carvey 0:28
Welcome. Welcome to another edition, episode 3,489.
David Spade 0:33
We're going to rip apart the Academy Awards piece by piece.
Dana Carvey 0:39
Oh, I'm such a boomer. I look at them and I go, oh man, how many of the top 10, I mean the 10 nominated movies have I seen? I got a lot of work to do. how about have you heard of african can you pronounce begonia i mean i saw petunia i saw it already i'll see anything with jesse plemmons and emma stone very good are they up for anything because they were they were all very good i don't know do do we have the can we throw the nomination interesting director by the way this is like the mtv awards where you i don't know literally one person okay i saw marty supreme because we got a screener Thought it was great. I've not seen Frankenstein. I've seen the original one from 1932. I don't know if that helps.
David Spade 1:27
That guy's hot. That's all I've heard.
Dana Carvey 1:30
F1 is kind of a surprise.

How do test screenings impact movie success?

Dana Carvey 1:33
That's quite an honor.
David Spade 1:34
That is the surprise, for sure. I mean, Brad Pitt is a genuine movie star. And sometimes the Academy Awards, because now they have, what, 10 or 8 or whatever?
Dana Carvey 1:42
No, it's 10 now. It used to be 5.
David Spade 1:44
So you can sort of squeak in with an F1.
Dana Carvey 1:48
um have you seen like a popcorn movie yeah it's one big tentpole movie it made like 700 million fun yeah brad pitt does brad pitt super charisma um keep reading them because they're too small for me i know i got my glasses on the secret agent i think it's from brazil i'm kind of interested in that i haven't seen it okay you've seen secret agent have you
David Spade 2:14
back and forth.
Dana Carvey 2:16
Here's with our movie review of the year. We haven't seen any of the movies, but we're about to tell you.
David Spade 2:21
That's like our other review we did. Oh yeah, our top five movies of the year.
Dana Carvey 2:26
Yeah, it's one movie we haven't seen after another. Speaking of which, Leonardo decapitated, I mean, DiCaprio.

What insights do they share about Netflix's comedy festival?

Dana Carvey 2:33
in one battle after another pta paul is he up for it he's up for actor but also he is it looks like it's going to be a shootout at movie corral where did you see that i perused i've kind of i'm looking oh i'm just looking at this let's go by the pictures first one battle go one battle after another i've seen it i said it's kubricky it's tarantino-y um i think it's a movie that you i'm gonna see twice before i give my rating on it because i it's obviously brilliantly done will you ever see it twice to do that or we are you out No, no, I like to see movies. It'll be a lazy Sunday afternoon, partly cloudy. No one will be around. I'll try to walkie-talkie you. You won't answer back. And I go, fuck, I'm going to put it on.
Dana Carvey 3:20
I like movies.
David Spade 3:21
Chickens are relaxed. Everything's cool. Everything's been fed.
Dana Carvey 3:24
Here's what the turf war is right now.
David Spade 3:32
Okay, where's the battle? What's going on?

Why did Jordan Peele quit acting for the Emoji Movie?

Dana Carvey 3:34
It's sinners. versus one battle after another. Sinners, I think, got 16 Academy Award nominations. I think it might be the most of all time. One battle after another, I think, got the second most.
David Spade 3:48
Yeah, well, you're skipping Train Dreams. I saw the guy from Train Dreams at the... Train Dreams? I have not heard of that one. I'm sorry. I think Joel Egerton, and he dropped a glass right by my foot, and it smashed into bits. And I literally, great guy syndrome, I fucking kept people back with him while we waited and tried to pick up shards. And then it got to the point where this is someone else's job. They were too small.
Dana Carvey 4:17
This is the star of Train Dreams you had this interaction with?
David Spade 4:20
Yeah.

What are the funniest moments from Tommy Boy?

David Spade 4:20
Did I get that right? I've seen so many billboards and shit for it, Train Dreams. It looks like the feel-bad movie this summer, but because it's very slow...
Dana Carvey 4:29
very i think i would actually like it but sometimes it looks a little emotional and i can't have any well what if it's not analogous what if it's actually just about people dreaming on trains it's like literal could that be a good movie i have not seen it but it's on my bucket list

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