The Big Fight + SNL 51 FINALE

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade 1h 1m 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What was David's experience at the Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano fight?

Unknown 0:00
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How did David interact with Jon Bones Jones at the fight?

Unknown 0:15
1,000% blocks my view of the fight. One million, maybe. He stands up. Anytime they go ding-ding, he's up. And I'm like, nothing happened yet. But, you know, if there's like a full beatdown, everyone jumps up. But he jumps up if there's a shin kick. I follow... You know, like Sarah or Marcello. Sarah or Marcello. And so they play clips or I follow SNL or I follow NBC or I follow that general area of location of 30 Rock. And I follow Midtown Manhattan.
Dana Carvey 0:53
Do you follow me on Instagram?
Unknown 0:55
Dana, not right now just because I'm kind of keeping a tight friend group. Oh yeah, Dana, you should come visit.

What humorous incidents occurred during the fight viewing?

Unknown 1:02
I don't get vertical without a paycheck. All right. What's vertical in the air? Yeah. That's the thing is like, let me, let me, let me quiz you right away. Uh, go. You're, uh, you're 10, 12 year old David. Yeah. Batman's on mommy, you know, and you see a comedian and you're kind of like, you have a little daydream in your head. Like maybe I could do that. Yeah.
Yeah.
Unknown 1:30
And you thought you'd be on a set or you'd be in a studio. And then you spend your whole life up in the air. Oh, to say, oh, I'm going to be a stand up. Yeah. And I'm going to do that. And then you realize that like we we have getting a message. This is David, your laptop still slightly in frame. Oh, we're trying to do our bits. Yeah. This is coming in because I did a, um, a gig in Miami and we decided to drive from where I am sort of North. So it's three hours of the airport. There's a three hour delay and then the flight. So from point to point, it was 13 hours. Now, when I did my performance there was for this sort of event and I did 45 minutes and then I had another 13 hours back and you go, well, what do you really do?
Unknown 2:32
Well, I do stand up for 45 minutes and I travel for 25 hours. Yeah. What am I really doing? Am I doing?

What are the highlights of SNL Season 51?

Unknown 2:42
Yeah, I understand that. I mean, do you really? I don't. Don't hate my hair. We have different hair day. Yours is fluffy and loose and carefree and fancy free and mine is shellacked. Yeah, you just put like super glue on it, right? And it just stays for like a week. I'm trying. I try to keep it because I have to have it for the shows. Are you trying? That's your second are you. Do you? Is my head too high in the frame or are you okay with it? No, I think you're okay. I just get messages. Excuse me. Come in. Come in. Holtzman. Holtzman 1. Come in. What they don't know is that we get tight messages like, everything you're saying sounds stupid. Change it. We're like, oh, okay. Hey, we're 400 shows in. What do you want?
Unknown 3:28
Yeah. It's called Fresh Out of Ideas. No, we're fresh, but out of ideas.

How did the guys feel about the performances in SNL Season 51?

Unknown 3:39
Yeah, I was, okay, I went to the UFC fight this weekend. Of course you did. Ronda Rousey. Oh, yeah. Gina Carano. Is that how you say it? Love Rousey. Both lovely ladies back in the swing after a while. And you know, it's funny because Dana, first of all, It was at the Intuit Center. Are you into it? That was, it's a dome though. It's not the center. Oh, Intuit Dome. It's a dome because it's based on the Intuit Native Americans from Alaska. It is not, is it really? Yeah, the Intuit Native Americans made their way down and just said, we, here, build big dome. And then that became part of history. And so the stadium was, you know. Right. No, I think it's a tax planning thing. I know, I was about to say it. but i had you going that's true because in arizona we have the garbage can open or something it used to be called the phoenix open where i was a whole reporter everyone let's get picked up by some golf hey man golf what is it called when you're ahead of your time fucking rocking
Unknown 4:55
Well, we had the 50s going, hey, it's Colgate comedy hour. Went dormant for decades. Then it came out in 97 with a show called The Taco Bell Dana Carvey Show. People said that's nuts. People said you're crazy. And we didn't get paid. We just thought it was funny.

What are the latest news stories discussed in this episode?

Unknown 5:14
People said. You can't do that. You didn't get paid by Taco Bell? You didn't get a penny.

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