Traveling w/ Keanu Reeves & Golfing w/ Tiger Woods
episode
Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
58 min
5 speakers
8 chapters
transcribed 5 months ago
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
yo this is from dan to me just kick spade's ass at chess he's got quite the eagle ego about chess but he didn't know a rook from his ass i bet sex with my wife and the wife's like this huh and then he says one of our posters i bet fly on the wall be number one in a year
What's our poster up to? Yeah, he bets us. Oh, my God. This is like Barbie versus open.
Why are you going up again?
Lauren documentary versus stupid bus.
No, you just went up against Titanic. But, Lauren, I don't know who is booking this movie.
He's like, quietly make bus boys disappear. Welcome to the greatest show on earth. What if it was?
I know. What if it was, yeah, secretly like talked about centuries from now? It is to some people.
What travel stories does David share with Keanu Reeves?
Mm-hmm. Oh, I do have to say I'm going to. Oh, wait, it's too late. No, it's not. I'm going to Charlotte. What? These are the last couple of gigs for a while.
You say that every week and then I know I really do.
It's such a lie. I go to Charlotte, Nashville and Pittsburgh. I'm going to be in Pittsburgh during the draft. Is it the draft? You think you'll get drafted?
What if I get drafted? I know you shouldn't even be around there.
What is the significance of the new Lorne documentary?
You could be a punter or something. You could hold the... David Spade, 6'1", 180.
They all lie.
They all lie. They're a bunch of liars. Mother effers.
Yeah, I've got... Maybe I'll bring some players down. Come down to the show. I have a couple of chuckles.
Oh, they love that. They love Tommy Boy gets them there. And then Joe Dirt brings them across the finish line. And then Dickie Roberts gets you free drinks. I mean, it's a spade. I've been out in the world with you in Indianapolis.
How does David Spade recount his golf experience with Tiger Woods?
Like I said, it was like walking around with Mickey Mouse.
When I was on the road, I did Stern. I haven't done Stern in a long time. And we gave Dana his kudos and praises.
That's the thing. My strategy is to never go on podcasts and then have people sing my praises on podcasts.
Talk about you. Yes, we did.
Because if I'm there, it never happens.
Right. If you're there, you have to talk about me.
Exactly. So I'm never there. And so you're like, what else do you want to talk about?
And they were like, we should have Dana on.
What are some surprising NASA conspiracies mentioned?
I go, I know, he'd love it.
Dana's elusive and mysterious.
You do have elusivity and mysteriosity going for you.
I'm a mystery to myself.
You're a conundrum wrapped in a mystery.
Yeah, I'm like a Rubik's Cube that you solved when you were five.
You're like a Rubik's Cube where each side is dumber than the other ones. When they all line up, it's the dumbest possible person on earth. Okay, okay.
It's nice chatting with you state champion in chess at age six.
It's like being the Rubik's Cube. No one cares. I told you Dan Bula from SNL was incensed that Heather told him that I was a great chess player. Remember that?
Why was he mad about that?
What unusual fashion statement is discussed involving cockroaches?
Because Sandler brought in a chess board on the road in Las Vegas and it was late after the show. And he goes, come on, let's play. We should all sharpen our skill. I was like, oh, how weird. I haven't played since maybe sixth grade. So we played and we both didn't know what was going on. And I won by miraculously, not even remember, like this is a bishop. Pawns can go two squares. Anyway, that was fun. And then I go, okay. And then Dan Bulley goes,
I play winner.
I go, no, no, just play Sandler because I don't want to play. God, Dan got mean.
He goes, sit the fuck down.
What humorous incident involves a parrot in a submarine?
I go, and he goes, Heather was bragging about how great you are. I go, no, no, no. She was probably just saying sixth grade I used to play. Sixth grade, that was 10 years ago.
This was me. When was that? Was it last week or something? When was it?
No, this was a year ago.
A year ago. Hold on a second. Let me get in my... Yo, this is from Dan to me. Just kick Spade's ass at chess. He's got quite the ego about chess, but he didn't know a rook from his ass.
What are the final thoughts shared by the hosts?
I hope you're well, Dan Bula. Well, should we tell people who Dan is in case they forgot?
Big, big writer to us now.
Big writer and a great musician. And he goes on the road, a great performer and also- Musician, piano player, writer of songs.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:00
2
What travel stories does David share with Keanu Reeves?
1:00–1:28
3
What is the significance of the new Lorne documentary?
1:28–2:00
4
How does David Spade recount his golf experience with Tiger Woods?
2:00–2:30
5
What are some surprising NASA conspiracies mentioned?
2:30–3:16
6
What unusual fashion statement is discussed involving cockroaches?
3:16–3:54
7
What humorous incident involves a parrot in a submarine?
3:54–4:25
8
What are the final thoughts shared by the hosts?
4:25–58:49