Mission: Impossible
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Why should you tell someone when they have food in their teeth?
So we supposed to start the podcast. Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay triots, they triots, black triots, brown triots, anybody who didn't vote for Trump, we love you. Um, but all of the triple Trumpers, double Trumpers, and we're so mad right now, if you even voted for him once, that you can do what, Pumps? Fuck off. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with?
Okay, what I've had it with. And this is just like I think basic human decency. When you have lipstick on your teeth or food in your teeth, I don't care if we're friends. I don't care if we've never met before. You immediately say, hey, you've got lipstick on your teeth. I was prancing around a wedding with a big spinach thing in my tooth for 30 minutes. And And nobody told me. And then I walk up to my daughter and she's like, oh my God, you got food in your teeth. And I'm like, every single one of those people that didn't tell me I have food in my teeth is a failure as a human being. I just think you have to tell. You have to have to have to tell.
You are so good at this. You are. You are so clutch at this, listener. I cannot tell you how many times Pump's and I've gone places or done something and she's like, Oh my God, you've got this on your face or this in your teeth, or she's very, very good at making sure everybody's stuff is organized. And likewise, I return the favor to her because Trump is uh Trump. Why did I call you Trump? Pumps horrible. I'm sorry, but pumps is prone to camel toe. So when we're around each other, I'm always on camel toe watch for pumps and just like hey, I know you're not feeling it, but you gotta Get that out of there. You are so good about this. So listen to this. You're gonna love this. You're gonna love it. I was on Karis Wisher's podcast a couple of weeks ago.
I like substituted for her co host on pivot. And I uh received a DM. from a friend. He was like, I saw you on Kara Swisher's podcast. You did great. You had food in your lower teeth. I race to make it. I race to YouTube. Race. And I'm looking and I'm looking and I'm like Oh my yes. Yes. That's horrible. Because it was one of those days where I'm just like I my days are like pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, eat, eat, eat, shovel food for twenty minutes, put the headphones back on, get the mic back out again. And it was one of those days where I just of trying to find, you know, fifteen minutes to eat a meal. And a lot of times I I don't even have time in my filming days to to eat. And so I remember like pushing the salad bowl away and I didn't do a check.
I did not do a check and I am on pivot podcast with food in my as a co host. Not just a guest that came in for ten minutes. Right.
No, the whole time. You know who I blame for that,
Jennifer? That's
a great person to blame, Kylie. Yeah. She should have told you. She should have done the fit check before you got on. What a fucking cunt right here. I did
not put that
up. I didn't put I did not No, I know, but you were both participated in me having that liner on and filming a whole episode. I filmed a whole episode and looked like I mean, what is even that? I know I remembered it was like I bought some new eyeliner thinking it wouldn't smudge and I mean it's like down to here. Also also remember the headband night? The night Everybody came in from the gym and I had the headband. Y'all didn't tell me how bad that looked. I blame Kylie for that.
too. Well you have to you have to throw me in on the headband and on the eyeliner. I blame you on the eyeliner too. Yeah, I mean I mean y that I have to take responsibility for that as well. The headband It was one of those things, Kylie, if you can find it. It was one of those things that I was just so mystified by it. And I did not think it was fixable. Like I didn't think there was a way that we could this is what it is. There was I didn't, I'm like, okay, so if I put this here in or I do XYZ, is that gonna fix this problem?
No.
Um, okay. Let me tell you what I've had it with. It's really Not something I've personally had it with, although I have had it, but there's an example I can give you all that I observed that we have been remiss in not talking about as a grievance that happens in the uh in the people.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why should you tell someone when they have food in their teeth?
0:02–5:04
2
Why does it hurt when someone doesn’t match your emotions?
5:04–13:59
3
How are extreme summer heat and climate change changing everyday life?
13:59–19:38
4
How did Gen Z turn sock bullying into a sock liberation movement?
19:38–24:06
5
Why did Coca-Cola’s New Coke fail in the 1980s?
24:06–29:48
6
What is Dogs Anonymous, and why do frustrated dog owners need support?
29:48–37:07
7
How can addiction recovery work beyond Alcoholics Anonymous?
37:07–46:23
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Why do dog parks get chaotic when owners bring balls?
46:23–47:23