Two Guys, Five Rings: Looking Ahead to LA 2028

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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang 45 min 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 5 months ago
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What are the key venues for the LA 2028 Summer Olympics?

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Which new sports will debut at the LA 2028 Olympics?

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Bowen Yang 2:16
Ring, ring. It's the sound of the last episode ringing. Can't believe it. They say you can't unring the bell. But that's what we're doing for these rings. And these bells. You and I, I mean. They must stop a chime in for two years. Because it is then that we will... Well, I don't know. Will we be back? Let's actually... Let's do that thing where we assess our own performance this year. Did we earn it for LA? Should they have us back to do this? Still up to the IOC. Yeah. NBC. iHeartRadio. Sesame Street. Sesame Street. YouTube. People really underwrite us in the most generous way, and I think we always go just below the target. We succeed just under expectation. You know what? I think we are like so many people out there when it comes to the Winter Olympics in that we come into it not knowing much, and we leave being experts.

Who are the top athletes to watch for in the 2028 Olympics?

Bowen Yang 3:35
Everyone watching Olympics at home now is sort of saying, well, you know, so-and-so, let's just say Amber Glenn, because she didn't land on her skate in the right way, she got some deductions. You know what I mean? Like, people at home now have a know-how about how to judge these Winter Olympic sports, and so do we. Don't talk about Amber Glenn that way. You have no idea what that girl... is made of. And I feel sorry even for bringing it up. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you were doing it rhetorically. I'm just saying the people at home. Yeah. You stop it. Unless you, unless you are, have plans on becoming the Sri fields of the Olympics where you got off the couch and we're like, I'm going to do that instead of just commentating from the comfort of my own home.
Bowen Yang 4:23
I'm going to get in there. Then quiet and quiet. Yeah. Do you think that there's a Surrey Fields out there for the Olympics, LA 2028, that we're inspiring right now to sort of get in the race and that we're going to find out like when the LA 2028 Olympics roll around and they're asked the question that all U.S.

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