Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)

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Matt McCusker 0:00
wow wow wes hey we're fired up what's up everybody welcome to the motherfucking maybe the patreon maybe the regular who knows man who the fuck knows who the fuck knows dude nate lemare thank you guys thank you guys for coming man i appreciate you guys yes i mean i woke up today and i was like can i just bring you know can i just have a good time today Can I leave myself alone and just have a good time?
LeMaire Lee 0:23
Matt, thank you for bringing us to your good time forum.
Matt McCusker 0:25
Thank you.
Nate 0:27
I appreciate it, man. The vibes are already incredible.
Matt McCusker 0:29
The vibes are pretty good. The vibes are good. That's the biggest thing. It's like every morning I wake up and I have to wrangle the vibe. It's so easy to wake up. I've been identifying my default negative pattern every morning. And I will admit that... I love my weapon of death, but she is at the... I, like, will place her at the center of a negative storm. It's so... Anything she does. It's just me because I've addicted myself to nicotine now and I wake up so mad. It was a huge mistake to get addicted to nicotine. I don't know why I did this. They were lying. It's such an addictive substance.
LeMaire Lee 1:01
You've been trying to prove this point for so many years and you finally fall a victim.
Matt McCusker 1:05
Yeah, but it doesn't, like... Yeah. The thing is, it gives you like the boost initially is sick and then that goes away. Then you're just grumpy if you don't have it. You're like, I wish my wife would get out of bed a little faster. What do I have to do every day? I'm about to put their shoes on. All right. You put their fucking shoes on. And then I go, Matt, you're being a fucking bitch. Go get your nicotine tablet and relax.
LeMaire Lee 1:32
It's not like you're being a woke ass, dude.
Matt McCusker 1:34
What's a woke ass?
LeMaire Lee 1:35
He hates the woke ass. How am I woke ass?
Matt McCusker 1:40
What are you talking about right now, dude? How dare you? Don't make me put my shit on right now, dude. I'm going to put my leather fit on right now. I'll fucking fuck the vibe up. I'll put my leather fucking hat on right now.
Nate 1:56
We were listening to that today on the way in here. It's so good. It's so funny. When he called, I forget the designer's name. He's like, he's one of them. Virgil? Not Virgil. Okay. It was somebody else. Because he's beefing with the dead man. He's beefing with Virgil now?
Matt McCusker 2:09
He's still beefing with Virgil Dead. Academics try to be like, you know, you shouldn't beef. Him trying to bring like, when academics try to like bring the conversation to a, it's just, it's like, he's like, well, they say you shouldn't beef with the dead. It's like, dude, that's.
Nate 2:22
That's not what you're here for.
Shane Gillis 2:25
Yeah.
Matt McCusker 2:26
That's your issue right now, him beefing with the dead version.
LeMaire Lee 2:28
Academics was the worst part of that interview, I think. You think so?
Nate 2:31
Yeah. I like the beginning where he was just explaining everything. He was like, this is all chaos, but we're going to figure it out. And then he gets there.
LeMaire Lee 2:38
What, when he's sitting in his room? Just sitting there.
Nate 2:41
Well, he's just sitting there. He's just watching him go through the whole thing, just live recording Kanye, just being like, all right, where do you want me to stand?
Matt McCusker 2:47
That was, I did appreciate him capturing them. Kanye in a, you know, patented leather. What do you even call the outfit? It's not a Klan outfit. It's like a, well, it is actually.
LeMaire Lee 2:56
It's definitely a Klan outfit. I got to make a correction. I think the black makes it Dia de los Muertos. What is it? The Day of the Dead? Yeah.
Matt McCusker 3:05
No, it doesn't at all. It does, dude. I think it's still just a glad outfit.
LeMaire Lee 3:08
The Dia de los Muertos costumes look exactly like that.
Matt McCusker 3:11
So that's the thing. God, there's a country, like a Scandinavian country, believe it or not, that wears those. But there was, like, a Swiss there before the KKK started. Like, we were at a... Swiss Ghost. I was at, like, a... When I was looking for schools, I was at one of the school interviews, or, like, you know, they sit you down, which the school's got to figure this out. You're like, when you go to visit schools, a lot of them... put you into, like, an auditorium or cafeteria and just hit you with the most boring PowerPoint in the world.

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