Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)
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How did the hosts celebrate Mother's Day?
God damn it. How are you guys doing? How was Mother's Day? Did you guys call your mothers? I did call them.
I didn't get nothing. I feel pretty bad about it, though.
How did you get my mom? Oh, no, I split a present with my brother.
That's just how I move. I just gave her a nice call. How you doing?
That's all they want. What else are you going to get her?
Start to send her some Amazon flowers, but I don't know.
Amazon flowers?
I wasn't going to get that today, and it was like, well, at that point, she don't even care no more. Yeah. My mom doesn't like flowers. Ah. I think my mom, my dad used to be a flower dude. And then he stopped. And so I think it brings it back to like, somebody still getting me flowers. You know what I mean?
Oh yeah. I mean, most, they love flowers.
My pops used to try to be a romantic, romantic, rent a limo, go do. He used to be like that kind of guy. He went all out for it. Couldn't afford it though. It was probably a real bad move.
Now, limo's a nice move. Flowers, really, anymore, are just for them to display on social media just to crush other women.
What was the pastor's Mother's Day sermon about?
Yeah, or when you're working in the office, like, that's what I used to do. I used to send them my girl drones, and that was all it was for.
Oh, so all the coworkers see it? Yeah. Oh, that's a crazy Mac.
And every lady in the place is jealous. Yeah, that's it.
Oh, they're really beautiful. Where'd you get them from? Bitch. Get off my fucking flowers, lady. Fuck you. Happy Mother's Day. We went to church. It was fucking lit, dude. Church? We went to church on Mother's Day? Yeah. dude it was the we never went to this place before the preacher it was like you know those texas churches it's not like a catholic mass it's just like this the standard format of the bro i think they we missed the intro jam yeah and then the guy yeah we missed that and then the black church no no no no no it was like white it was like it was like white black church okay like righteous gemstone style it's similar yeah it's not it wasn't as overblown and theatrical but it was like we just walked in on the I guess the passer just cooking dude it was just like a 40 minute speech and he was like he's literally a bro and he was just talking about men and women and he was like He was like, I'm painting in broad strokes, but it was nothing sweet.
It was just like, listen, dude, kind of giving women the business on Monday nights, but sweetly and kind of encouragingly. I was just sitting there just fucking like, go, brother, go. What was his angle? He was saying we need to work together. He's like, we're being divided. And women are getting crushed thinking like, you know, he's like basically being like, dude, you don't you don't if you want to have a job, have a job. Who cares? But he's like the societal forces trying to tell you if you don't have a job, you're less than. Yeah. He goes, it's coming straight from the pits of hell. Oh, nice. Preach, brother. He was ripping. He was basically saying dudes need to be made to feel like. they can like, do I have what it takes? And women are thinking, do I, am I enough? And he was like, how you can answer those questions. And also nicely being like, and look, women like kind of shut the fuck up. Stop bothering guys. Like this guy up. Tell him he's a beast. Pick up the fucking paper towel off the ground.
Say a prayer, throw it in the fucking trash and don't bother the guy about it. i might have to go catch that good word he's going back to the bible being like yeah sorry dude you know you guys went back to the garden he was like look this is just a story all right you guys fucked it up that's why childbirth hurts sorry happy mothers dude he was he was nice i should and he he was very he was very tactful about it it was it was nice
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How did the hosts celebrate Mother's Day?
0:24–1:12
2
What was the pastor's Mother's Day sermon about?
1:12–9:44
3
What is the controversy surrounding the Barstool bar incident?
9:44–16:24
4
What are the current NBA playoff predictions and player stats discussed?
16:24–21:23
5
How do the hosts make cold brew coffee at home?
21:23–22:42
6
Who are the guests calling in and what are their views on Europe?
22:42–1:07:07