Island Politics, Meaning of Life, Gibberish | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-26

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Bill Burr 0:01
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. Woo! Listen to me. I sound like I'm in a bathroom. And that just sounded like a fart getting out of the leather chair there. Let me see if this room works. Oh, this room's much better. I think this room is better. Knocking this thing out while I got a bunch of work to do. Listen to me. Just picking stuff up, moving it around. All right, here we go. It's Thursday. Dude, it's fucking one more day until the weekend. You know? Do you know why you only get two days off a week? Because it takes at least three days to come up with the perfect plan to murder your boss.
Bill Burr 0:50
And that's like right on... Right Sunday night, right as it's all coming together, you just wake up and you got to go again, you know, and then Monday through Friday. What does the boss do? Divides and conquers. One of you gets promoted. The others get left behind. You're like, wait, I thought we were going to kill this guy together. And the other dude's like, hey, you know what I'm saying? That's my favorite reference. That's from that Boys to Men song. When they come up to, I don't know if it was Belle, I don't know if it was Biv, or if it was Devoe, but they went up to one of those characters and they said, hey man, you know, we can sing, and blah, blah, and the guy's like, hey, you know what I'm saying?
Bill Burr 1:38
It'd be five feet, somebody's saying that. And then they went, doom, doom, doom, da, da, doom, doom, doom, da, da, da, yay, what, yeah, yeah, and then that was it, it was over. They were so good. They didn't even have to sing words. And Bell, Biv or DeVoe was like, you know what? I can fucking I can do something with that. And that right there is the story of why you get two days off a week unless you're working on Broadway. Broadway, you don't. What you get is you get a day, day and a half off. They do a Sunday matinee, and then you don't have to be back to work again until Tuesday night. So then they're like, so that's kind of like two days. It's like, yeah, but I have to work Sunday in the afternoon, right in the middle of the day.

Why do we only get two days off a week?

Bill Burr 2:25
Then I have Sunday night off. I have all of Monday off. And then Tuesday, I got this show hanging over my fucking head. So I really don't know what you're talking about here. Anyway, by the way, when I was watching the Super Bowl, I was not aware that simultaneously there was a white supremacist optional halftime show. You know, just when I think my people, Caucasians, we have hit the low point. Do you know some woman on the right? You know what she called? She called the Super Bowl halftime. She called it 15 minutes of gibberish. It's got to be the most ignorant thing I think I've ever. Who just dismisses a whole language? An entire race of people. That's gibberish. Because what? You don't understand it?
Bill Burr 3:29
I've always been amazed, and I was guilty of this when I was a kid. I grew up in Massachusetts. What, did you think I got the right information? I was in Massachusetts. All the words were flying around, and we all said them. We told all the jokes. But then what happens is you travel, and then you go, oh, now I get it. We're the idiots. I used to think that. Yo, speak English, you know? And the person could actually communicate with me in English and could speak an entirely different language. But that was lost on me because I was in the bubble of what the English set up over here was that English was the only language that mattered and everything else was subservient to it. It's the basic, you know, it's the core beliefs of white supremacy.
Bill Burr 4:13
But if you watched and you compared the performances on both of those things... Both of those performances. I mean, I don't know what the spread was. I'm not saying white people didn't cover. I don't know what we, what sort of spread we got on that. But, you know, I don't know. You would have thought, I don't know. I don't know. 15 minutes of gibberish. Yeah, I mean, you just didn't see, hear a beautiful language, beautiful people.

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