NFL Hall of Fame, Live Sports, Childhood Music | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-29-26
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday. Fuck you. No, for Thursday. Sorry, it's a Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday Morning Podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. Ooh, what's going on? How are you? I'm watching the late today. My apologies. I mean, it's Thursday afternoon where I'm living, yeah. Um... Marching the Bruins, the replay of the recorded Nashville-Boston. You already know the score. I think we won 3-2 in overtime. And what's his face? Morgan Geek, he got his 30th goal. He scored five goals the last five games. That's great. I was getting caught up on Bruins games. You know what was funny? It was when they played the Canadians over the weekend.
I didn't realize. I thought it was Hockey Night in Canada feed. I think it was actually the announcer's feed. for the Canadians. So they were like pro-Canadian. Because I was sitting there listening to the game. I'm going, Jesus Christ, I get it. You're from Canada. What's going on here? Like, we actually scored a goal on a rebound. Somebody threw it across the crease. The goalie sticks his, you know, pad out, goes off his skate for a sweet rebound, and we score. And the color guy goes, he goes, oh, that was a heck of a tour save by Montembole. What he was doing, and he never even said that we scored. The main guy did, the color guy. When he was talking about the play, he goes, oh, you know, he throws it across to create a heck of a toe save by Montable.
And then there was another one, that first-line left winger who had the hat trick for the Canadians. By the way, the Canadians look great, man. They're fucking fast. And that kid Cole, whatever, had a hat trick, pure hat trick. And he scored one of those, like, no-angle goals. you know, where What's-His-Face is like, you know, hugging the post, and there's like a puck-sized opening by Swayman, like above his right shoulder, and the guy still shot it off his fucking neck and into the thing. And the color guy, once again, and Pasternak was in the box for interference, and they cut to the goal, and they show Pasternak coming out of the box, and the color guy's like, oh, and David Pasternak's like, oh, how did that go in?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
How does Bill feel about the Bruins' recent performances?
Pasternak, who scores goals like that all the fucking time, is blown away. He's more like, I can't believe you called interference on me. I'm one of the best guys in the league. I thought I was allowed to do that. I could see that. Like, whoa, what'd you call interference for?
I score 30 to 60 goals a fucking season. I could see that.
But according to this color guy, he's in awe of this fucking... I mean, he actually is a really good player, but I'm just saying, you know, it was ridiculous. I will say this about Pasternak. Forget about his goal-scoring ability and the unbelievable assists that he had. He had those incredible assists in the Canadiens game. That guy's ability to use his fucking body to shield one, two, sometimes three defenders. I don't even know how he does it away from the puck. His body is always between himself and... and the defender, the puck and the defender, and then he's got his head up. And I think, I don't know, I'm only watching Bruins games, but as far as I've seen everyone we're playing, nobody's passing the puck better than that guy.
So no disrespect to the color commentator of the Canadians.
I really don't think he was in the box going, oh, how did he score that goal? How did he get the puck out? Oh. Oh, I am in awe of that guy that I have more goals than.
Anyways. What was I going to say? I had a bunch of people ask me about Bill Belichick not getting into the Hall of Fame. And I thought that was absolutely fucking hilarious. And I thought it was fitting. I thought it was fitting to his career where he was never given any respect. All people did. I'd never seen a guy like so brilliant just get shit on the entire fucking time he was, you know. Bill Parcells never won a Super Bowl without Bill Belichick as his defensive coordinator. He won six as a head coach, two as a defensive coach.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:01–2:27
2
How does Bill feel about the Bruins' recent performances?
2:27–14:36
3
What are Bill's thoughts on Bill Belichick and the Hall of Fame?
14:36–39:15
4
How does Bill compare modern sports fandom to the past?
39:15–58:21
5
What humorous fitness goals does the host mention?
58:21–59:05
6
How do the hosts feel about celebrating Valentine's Day?
59:05–59:58
7
What are the challenges of parenting and friendships discussed?
59:58–1:00:53
8
What insights about aging and music performances are shared?
1:00:53–1:52:40
Speakers
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