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Clayton Kershaw, Joakim Noah In Studio, CFP Rankings, Eagles Big Win + Listener FAQ’s

12 Nov 2025

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 10.285 Hank

Hey, Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

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10.565 - 29.211 Ryan Reynolds

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29.292 - 47.084 Big Cat

On today's part of my take, presented by DraftKings, we've got an awesome twofer for the people.

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47.104 - 71.965 Hank

We have Clayton Kershaw, the legend, future Hall of Famer. World Series champion on the show. Talked to him about the World Series. Talked about his career. Highland Park, Texas. Some great stuff with him. Awesome, awesome dude. And then we have one of our favorite recurring guests, Joakim Noah, in studio. He's got a new show out now. Everyone, please go watch it. It's on NBA T2 YouTube channel.

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71.985 - 94.869 Hank

It's a travel show. First episode is he and Derrick Rose in Chicago. So Joakim's the man. He's always been great to us. So please, AWLs, be great to him. We're going to talk some college football rankings. We're going to talk Monday night football. Eagles big win at Lambeau. Brian Dable has been fired. Hot seat, cool throne. FAQs, a packed Wednesday show for you.

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117.371 - 120.155 Zach

That was awesome, Zach. You're way better. That was so quick.

120.175 - 124.08 Hank

Let me tell you something. That was so quick. I have to tell Hank every time. Let me tell you something here.

Chapter 2: What happened with Brian Daboll and the Giants?

124.741 - 144.938 Hank

There's a million people listening to you right now, and you fucking nailed that, dude. Dude, before we do the ad, every time I have to tell Hank, and he's shocked and almost upset that I asked him, you just were ready to go. $98? $98? $98, Jets and Patriots, Thursday night football, and you can do it on the GameTime app. It gives the advantage back to fans.

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181.235 - 200.138 Memes

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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202.177 - 223.253 Hank

Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Wednesday, November 12th. And PFT, are we ready to get mad at the college football selection committee about what they're doing to your James Madison Duke? Oh, I mean, no, I'm going to be like perfectly unbiased in this situation. I'll be mad for you.

223.593 - 224.454 Memes

You be unbiased, I'll be biased.

224.474 - 236.367 Hank

I'm going to be unbiased because here's the reality of it. I think it's an anti-president thing. I think maybe the college football playoff committee has gone woke and they don't want any presidents in their bracket.

Chapter 3: What are the key points about college football rankings?

236.427 - 236.967 Memes

Makes sense.

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237.147 - 261.276 Hank

It's sad. I mean, just fast forward 20 years, Trump University probably will be blacklisted too. Trump University didn't play nobody. Yeah, exactly. They'll make up something about it. No, I actually think the committee, for the most part, got it pretty right. Now, JMU is ranked ahead of South Florida in the AP vote, and as we all know, those voters really know their shit, and they're dialed in.

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261.577 - 285.981 Hank

I was listening to our good friend Tom Fornelli's podcast, and there's one voter. I'm going to get this guy's name. This is my AP voter of the week. Well, there was that woman a month and a half ago who just went off vibes. Yeah. They asked her about it. She's like, yeah, I just do what I want to do. No, this guy is a bald knower. I respect this dude because he had an awesome, awesome pull.

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The guy's name is Alex Taylor. Shout out Alex Taylor. Okay. I think he's a football writer. He works for a newspaper in Wyoming. And he had Jamie ranked number 15 in the country. Now, the funny part was, He had Louisville unranked. Okay. Which is interesting because Louisville, they beat JMU. Yeah.

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But I don't know how that worked out, but I want to subscribe to this guy's newsletter because I think he knows what he's talking about.

312.868 - 313.348 Memes

I like that.

313.408 - 328.945 Hank

But yeah, right now, I think that all the group of five schools should be rooting for Duke. That's where the money's at because if Duke, if they somehow win the ACC, there is a chance that we get two group of five schools.

329.009 - 350.42 Hank

Well, if we're going off of our friend Tom Fornelli, who is looking like he will be the college football expert, he did write an article saying that Duke, with four losses as an ACC champ, will still get in. And he also ended his article, which everyone should go read on CBS Sports. He ended his article being like, but let's be honest, Duke ain't running the table. They're probably not.

350.44 - 370.812 Hank

Probably not, but a boy can dream. It's a moot conversation. Honestly, you know what? It's Veterans Day as we're recording this. Thank you for your service, everybody. I'm just rooting for Navy this weekend. I don't know. Who's Navy playing this weekend? Navy's playing South Florida. As American. South Florida. South Florida, who is the highest ranked group of five.

Chapter 4: How does Lefty Hank plan to practice before the big game?

3731.105 - 3742.156 Hank

How long until lefty Hank could beat righty Hank? I don't know. I think I'm going to go lefty December. Like, just only practice lefty and see how it goes.

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3742.577 - 3744.6 Joakim Noah

Do you think Lefty Hank could beat Lefty Max right now?

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Chapter 5: What are the implications of the government travel ban on airports?

3745.421 - 3767.678 Hank

Yes. I think he could. Wow. The swing's smooth. That's crazy you're able to do that. I don't think. Oh, no. Max, I'm telling you, Lefty Hank is a different guy. Max was hoping that we all said, no way! That's a different guy. Lefty Hank might be good on camera. Yeah, that's still mental, but we'll see. Okay, so what's your cool throne?

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Chapter 6: How did Clayton Kershaw feel about his World Series experience?

3767.738 - 3791.998 Hank

My cool throne is the government travel ban airports. Cool throne is airports. Hank keeps calling it the travel ban. I think he means the government shutdown. Why do you keep saying the travel ban? Because it feels like people are banned from traveling because the shutdown is so bad. Okay. But I think they're passing a law to unban traveling. Unban traveling. That's pretty good.

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3792.485 - 3817.32 Hank

So, yeah, I don't know. There's the whole turn a bill into a law or whatever, but I think it needs to pass one more vote, and then we're Gucci. We're back. Okay. But, yeah, people, I mean, it seems like it's been a nightmare, a national nightmare, and it's soon to be over. Good. We're back. And you're pre-sick. TSA pre-sick. Yeah, I'm TSA pre-sick. I don't like this pre-sick stuff.

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3817.34 - 3835.842 Hank

I need to take a nap. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you got a long night ahead of you. Maybe not. Are you going to be chipping lefty or righty? Did we ever ask that? Lefty. So you're just a lefty golfer now. I'm going to try. I'm going to do the first like hour. It just happened. You're a lefty. But the way Hank thinks about it, it's like he can golf as much as you want because it's all new.

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3836.242 - 3862.585 Hank

Like lefty Hank now gets to practice as much as righty Hank used to practice more. More. Yeah. Okay. PFT. My cool. My hot seat is Joe Flacco. Yeah. Because there's a new Joe in town. Same as the old Joe. Joe Burrow's back. I forgot that Joe Burrow was coming back this year. That's how good Joe Flacco was. Yeah. Because he was losing a lot of the same kinds of games that Joe Burrow would lose.

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3862.685 - 3883.051 Hank

Yeah. So when I saw the news and everyone was like, oh, man, look, Joe Burrow. Can I just say it didn't... I didn't even think about it for one second because it's not... I love Joe Burrow. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's bad. He's sick. That's a dry hacking cough. I love Joe Burrow. The Bengals season, nothing's going to change. Joe Burrow comes in.

3883.212 - 3901.835 Hank

It's actually probably worse for the Bengals because Joe Burrow, I would assume coming back from injury is going to need a game or two to feel good again. And they don't have a game or two. And they also just give up a million points. Yeah, and it's not a knock against Joe Burrow to say that Joe Flacco was a good replacement. That's just who the Bengals are. It's the Bengals' defense.

3901.855 - 3922.357 Hank

The Bengals' defense is a problem. If the Bengals were 500 and their defense showed some sign of life, I'd be like, oh, fuck, the Bengals could make the playoffs. They could be dangerous because Joe Burrow is better than Joe Flacco, but it doesn't matter. All that said, I think maybe watch out for the Bengals. No. The defense. Let me see their schedule. Yeah, look at this.

3922.397 - 3940.06 Hank

They play the Ravens twice, I think. By the way, do you want to... This actually hurts me because I'm in... Think about playoff mode. They play the Steelers, the Patriots, the Ravens, the Bills, the Ravens, the Dolphins, the Cardinals, the Browns. I'm not going to worry about the Bengals. What's their record? Three and six?

3940.08 - 3943.285 Joakim Noah

They've got three wins. If they beat the Steelers this week, they're one game back.

Chapter 7: What stories does Joakim Noah share about Anthony Bourdain?

7302.961 - 7328.07 Clayton Kershaw

So I would hear a lot of Bourdain stories from the shaman, and that's how I got put onto Bourdain, and then I had an unbelievable opportunity. My boy Zach from NBA Take Two asked me if I wanted to do a travel show, and I've been thinking about it for a little while. I travel a lot, and I'm very comfortable in all different places of the world. So it's just nice to be the one asking the questions.

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7328.05 - 7334.42 Hank

Yeah, I bet you that's a good feeling of an entire career where you got a microphone in your face. How'd the game go?

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7334.821 - 7339.769 Clayton Kershaw

What do you guys got to do better? Why were your rebounds the worst fucking question?

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7339.789 - 7343.815 Hank

What's the worst question? What's the question that you would get after a game that would drive you nuts?

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Chapter 8: What insights does Joakim Noah provide about his travel show?

7345.027 - 7348.332 Clayton Kershaw

Like, I mean, losing a game and like, so what happened?

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7349.654 - 7350.835 Hank

Fuck you.

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7350.896 - 7353.519 Clayton Kershaw

Suck my dick.

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7353.539 - 7370.304 Hank

What went wrong? We didn't score enough. We're about to talk about, like, talk about what happened on defense tonight. Yeah, yeah. They can't even ask a question. I want you to talk now, so please talk for me. What's that, like, if you're the one asking questions now, do you, like, find yourself prepping? Are you making lists? Are you doing research?

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7370.765 - 7374.51 Hank

Are you just going there and just kind of interacting with the person as it comes naturally?

7374.49 - 7393.991 Clayton Kershaw

so at first I was, it's funny. So my first interview is with Derek and Derek was always like joking. Your shit is, it's, it's interesting. You need to have cameras. And I was, I was always like nervous about having cameras. I was like, you know, this isn't going to be as authentic. Yeah. It changes how people, it changes how people act when the cameras are wrong.

7394.011 - 7414.266 Clayton Kershaw

But what I'm surprised by is how much people actually want to share. Yeah. You know? And, um, especially when you're traveling, everybody just wants to be heard. So being able to put them in a positive light where they can share their stuff, I think it's something that I always wanted to do, and I feel like I'm getting better at it.

7414.366 - 7425.658 Hank

That's awesome. So, yeah, go to the YouTube channel's MBAT2. We'll put it in the episode description. Everyone go watch it. Very excited. You know, though, you know where you got to go.

7426.297 - 7429.132 Clayton Kershaw

But we definitely got to do an episode and do some ayahuasca for sure.

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