NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Big Cat 0:00
Hey, Pardon My Take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, it is week 15 in the NFL. We've got a lot of games to talk about. Bills-Lions. Bills, maybe the best team in the NFL. Eagles, statement win. Chiefs going to 13-1. PFDU surviving in the Dome. Survive the Dome. Survive the Dome, and it's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings.com. It's the most wonderful time of the year for getting in on all the hoops, football and hockey action at DraftKings Sportsbook. In the season of giving, we're being gifted college football and basketball, pro football and basketball and pro hockey too, almost 24-7.
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Max 1:57
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat 2:17
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Liam 2:41
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. They're not going to get them.
Big Cat 2:46
Some spread. We start in Nashville where running back Chase Antonio Brown got to CTE, see the end zone, as the Bengals were fighting for their playoff hopes. The Hennessy Titans came out hot and looked to be in it until Spill Levis left a brown stain in his pants, throwing three picks. But what's that? What's that? Is that Mason Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's music? Oh, my God, it is. Who comes in relief to save the season? And he threw a pick. The Bengals stay alive thanks to Sam I.M. Hubbard saying, I do like touchdown passes, Sam I.M. Bengals 37, Titans 27. What?
PFT Commenter 3:29
Over to New York, where Rashad Master Bateman shot out a couple seeds and spermanently ended the Giants' season. There's been a lot of talk about dangerous flying objects in New Jersey, as both Tim Boyle and Tommy DeVito attempted passes on Sunday, furthering concerns residents of the Garden State. LaMartha Stewart Jackson might be getting older, but that butt don't quit, as he did unspeakable things to the New York Stock Exchange Giants on the way to a blowout. Ravens, 35.
Liam 3:57
The G-Men, 14.
Big Cat 4:00
In Carolina, where Cowboys ride receiver Creed D. Lamb couldn't be stabbed, while on the other side of the line, Micah Parsons saying, My Sacra the Bryce. Absolutely destroying the tiny young, making him regret his pro choice. The lone highlight for Carolina came when the offense got a huge bump from Jalen Coker to end the first half, but they were only able to return to the bathroom slash end zone one more time in the second half. Cowboys 30, Panthers 14, and we head down to Florida where memes is there for the Jets-Jaguars tilt.
Jake 4:36
In Florida, where Aaron Rodgers committed several HIPAA violations against the Vaxenville Jaguars, throwing for three touchdowns. Devontae Diggs Adams at the half said, Give me the ball or I will dust your ass, biatch. Brian Rob Thompson said, Baby, baby, it's 1 p.m. I must be lonely. In the end zone with the Jaguars' only touchdowns. The end zone was calling for Trevor Etienne to come home with the help from the Wizard of Ass, Doug Peterson, but fell short. Jets 32, Jaguars 25.
PFT Commenter 5:08
Thank you, memes. We go to Tampa, where Mike El Angelo Evans is experiencing a renaissance as he painted a masterpiece with 159 yards. And the Bucs had a nice little package featuring Levante's Statue of David and a touching tribute to Max Delente. Justin Hurtbert suffered another ankle injury after taking way too many shots.

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