NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Lions Get The 1 Seed, Bengals Bounced + Who's Back Of The Week

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What happened in NFL Week 18?

Guest 0:00
Hey, Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Today is Pardon My Take, week 18 in the NFL, and we finally have a playoff bracket to talk about. We had a lot of games, a lot of meaningless games. We're going to talk about all of them. We had coach firings. Hank is going to get a new coach. We had some coach not firing. Coach not firing. Did some changes at the top of the draft. We're going to start with fastest two minutes. We'll do who's back of the week as well. It's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. Have you played pick six from DraftKings yet? What are you waiting for? You better get on it. The playoffs are here and time is running out.
Guest 0:50
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PFT Commenter 1:41
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Guest 2:33
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Guest 2:59
It's the last week of the regular season, Teej. May us be the last to wish you a happy 2024 NFL League year. We start in Pittsburgh where Mike Tomlin thought he had a job for life after Pat Friermuth, Bader Ginsburg scored a second-half touchdown to bring the Steelers back. Jamar Chase Ventura and Alrighty Higgins. Jim carried the offense on a cold night in the Steel City. In an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, Queen had a sack, but it wasn't enough, as Russ Wilson thought he had unlimited timeouts in the end, only to go out as sad as possible. Bengals, 19. Steelers, 17. Whoop! Whoop! We go down to Tampa where Mike Evansgate escaped blanket coverage and caught a comet from Baker to hit his 11th straight season with 1,000 yards. Take a big bite out of Jerry Rison's legacy. Clyde, the fresh prince of L.A.
Guest 4:00
slapped the rock a few times with 32 yards on eight carries, while Princess Diana Spencer-Rattler failed many drives with tunnel vision as he was chased around all day by his coach Darren Paparizzi as the Saints fall in their finale. The Bucs, 27. The Saints don't go marching, 19. Up to the frozen tundra. It was a tough day for guys who are known for Jordan Love. As Matt LaFleur had to put in his backup Malik Willis and Skip Bayless was named in a lawsuit.

Who secured the AFC playoff spots?

Guest 4:31
1.5 mil, Teej. Huh? I can't believe you got turned down for 1.5 mil. How gross is your dick? Huh? Speaking of the backup, Malik Phyllis had a fat, ugly day at the office. Keenan Allen Wrench said, watch this six-point play. Psych! As he threw a horrendous interception. But the Bears fought hard as Cairo made everyone's sphincter tighten up as he lined up for the game-winning Egypt shot. Bears 24, Packers 22. Who's your daddy? Whoop! Whoop! We go down to Dallas, where Marcus the Virgin Mariota went untouched for a big run to put the Commanders in scoring position, making Dan Quinn look like a wise man for arresting Jesus Christ. Trey Lance Bass said, it's going to be my to win this game. But at the end, it was a cowboy saying bye-bye-bye to Mike McCarthy.
Guest 5:26
Zach Burts earned every dollar this year, scoring his seventh touchdown on the season. And the Commanders are ready for the playoffs. The playoffs? Playoffs? Commanders, 23. Cowboys, 19. We head to Philadelphia where Max was on the scene.

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