Slam Pig Donuts (w/ Sarah Sherman)
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We've been best friends.
I hate this.
This is so weird. I guess Bia has to go to the electric chair?
Put it on the record, never say anything negative to a woman.
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Thanks mood.com for sponsoring this episode and my life. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. Kira, there's a presence in the Petty Crimes court today.
There is. There's been like a shift in energy.
Yeah.
Something is a little bit squirmier than usual. We are joined by Sarah Shervin, one of my dear friends from work who I've harassed and forced to do our podcast today. Sarah, welcome to the Petty Crimes Court. Thank you for being here.
The court is now in session. Oh. I just really wanted to say that.
No, that's perfect. That's perfect. Sarah is a cast member on SNL. She plays the adorable, perfect narrator, Dr. Schilling in Me and Jimmy's Movie Roommates. That's right. She has an HBO special called Live and in the Flesh, and you will love it.
That's true.
It's really exciting to have a comedy special where you are like at moments crack, crack, cracking your ass up and other times like reacting like you're at a horror movie.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–9:14
2
Who is Sarah Sherman and why is she on Petty Crimes?
9:14–23:42
3
How do the hosts describe their long‑running girls' weekend tradition?
23:42–35:47
4
What is the board game 'Personal Preferences' and how does it spark conflict?
35:47–44:43
5
Why did a donut ranking turn into a fight among four longtime friends?
44:43–59:16