1282 - Breakups, Loneliness, and the Quest for Superfan Status!

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What is the opening intro and premise of the FML episode?

Unknown 0:00
From the KISS Ninety Two Five Studios in Toronto, Canada.
Bruno Satin 0:04
You This is Roz and Mocha.
Unknown 0:08
It's Roz and Mocha. What's going on? Hey guys, this is
Bruno Satin 0:10
Bruno Mars. This is Selene Gomez. Chain Smoker. Lady Gaga. Calvin Harris. Celestia Carr. You're listening to my boys Roz and Mocha. Roz and Mocha. My boys, Roz and Mocha.
Unknown 0:19
The Roz and Mocha show. Uh between Roz and Mocha, who is your favorite?
Bruno Satin 0:24
Mocha! I think Mocha! You did that so funny, man. Congratulations, Lisa! Wow! You just won a thousand dollars!
Jessica 0:31
It's amazing! Y'all just made my entire morning. Keep it up. You guys
Unknown 0:35
are awesome, man. This is the Roz and Mocha Show podcast. Roz and Mochas fix my life. What advice can you guys give me?
Bruno Satin 0:45
Okay, so my question is. My question is. Got a problem you can't fix.
Unknown 0:49
Roz and Mochi got you. Hello, Jessica. Hello. Welcome to Fix My Life. What in your life needs fixing?
Jessica 0:56
How do I become a true Roz and Mocha super fan?
Roz Weston 0:59
Oh, wow. Uh Jessica, you wrote us this. Uh hey Razumoka. I've been listening to the Razumoka show for nine years, and I'm heartbroken that I'm not considered a superfan slash flaming romo. Uh I've called in before and I listen to you religiously and tell every person who has ears to listen to you. I know everything there is to know about all of you. What do I need to do to be classified as a true super fan?
Unknown 1:24
So, if you know everything about all of us, start spitting some facts, girl. What do you know?
Jessica 1:29
Oh my gosh, everything. I now I'm on the spot. Okay, pa pause
Roz Weston 1:33
pause for one second.

How does Jessica argue she deserves to be a true Roz & Mocha super‑fan?

Roz Weston 1:34
Just wait but we'll get to that in a second, Jessica, because I do want to know what you know. But why do you feel that you're not considered a super fan?
Jessica 1:42
Um, a few reasons. I was listening to the docuseries for like the third time and I was going through everything and I heard that there was a bunch of super fans who got early access to the docuseries. And that that that broke my heart. Um, and I don't know, there's people who call in all the time, like there's like Kixie Anna, and there's like a bunch of other super fans who when they call in, you call them by name, you know them, and you have this like personal relationship with them. You like call about their names and stuff, and I'm like, I wanna be that. Like how do I get that kind of clout and like get that kind of friendship on your show? Because I feel like I deserve it.
Roz Weston 2:24
And how many times have you been on the show?
Jessica 2:26
So I've called in before for an FML. I called in before um because I was getting married and I was getting like a tattoo for the first time, like right before my wedding. Um I've texted in before. Um I've just I've kind of been a part of it, but I've I've also texted in before I haven't got calls back either. So which is obvious
Roz Weston 2:45
So you want to know how you make the jump from like very active sort of fan to to to being in the inner circle. So when you call up, Mocha sort of is like, you know, does your bio. Oh my God, Jessica's been listening to us forever. She calls in this. She got a tattoo. Like you want that, right?
Jessica 3:03
I do. I'm like, do I need a cool nickname or something to be noticed?
Roz Weston 3:07
Okay. Um, I mean, that doesn't hurt. Yeah. Um or or or like a cool like something to re like you being a fan of this show, there's lots of stuff to remember us by, okay? But the the I think one of the tricks to being like in that sort of inner circle of super fan is you have to give us something to remember you by.
Unknown 3:26
Great example. Our buddy Fabian, who listens every day and calls in. Yes. Right? Yes. We know Fabian because he's a huge weed head. Right. Right. That is his brand. So what would be on brand for you, Jessica?
Jessica 3:39
I want to be the super fan. Like I'm the super fan. Okay. Like when I call in, I am, oh, this is Jessica, the super fan.
Roz Weston 3:47
But you have to give us something to remember you by and the audience. Like you you can't just say I'm Jessica. What is it? What is it, Funko?
Unknown 3:54
Jessica always fighting to be a super fan.
Roz Weston 3:56
Right.
Jessica 3:57
That's uh I might I can I can go with that if you guys are cool with it.
Roz Weston 4:01
Okay, okay. Thirsty Jessica. That's even better.
Unknown 4:06
Even
Roz Weston 4:06
better. Okay. Maybe, maybe Jessica, what is going to m I I'm going to tell you right now, I know exactly what's going to happen.

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