A new survey found the average person doesn't believe they're middle aged until they hit 47. But the survey also asked people to name the signs that they're becoming middle aged. “She says her name is Georgia Rose”, is the lyric from ‘Best Song Ever’ from One Direction and as it turns out, there IS a Georgia Rose and she met One Direction back in 2012 thanks to Roz & Mocha! A City in Tokyo has banned people from walking up or down escalators! We meet the bartender from ‘Bachelor In Paradise Canada’, Kevin Wendt. Alec Baldwin lost weight using Pete Davidson’s fake workout routine. A dude on TikTok does the most incredible Matthew McConaughey impression! Plus, Shem’s viral tweet and the hilarious reaction is got. Plus, a new Segment with The Damnits called “Roz & Mocha’s Very Hard Things”!

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