Chapter 1: What apology does G Lane make regarding his sideline behavior?
G'day Mashi!
Yeah, morning.
Hey, before we get into the potty, I've got a bit of a confession to make. Okay. I'm not... I've seen a few headlines around the place. It comes up every year around sideline behaviour of parents. And I'm not going to get into the South Africans again because they know most of those South African parents.
I mean, look, I'm going to have to separate the Afrikaans, South African parents up on the shore.
Chapter 2: What recent cricket news involves Matt Henry and Zac Crawley?
Okay, I feel like you're already wading into water. No, but I'm not going to go on there. Anyway, I'm no saint because I can't...
Yeah, no, we know that.
I can't keep my mouth shut either. And on a rugby field, I actually watch from behind the posts. I don't go on the sideline.
Interesting. My father did this as well.
Yeah, it's so I can mutter under my breath without interfering in the game or interfering with other parents or referees.
Or be judged by other parents.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights from the ANZAC Day Sports Exchange?
Yeah, so I can go behind the goalposts. There's a couple of other parents behind there, and we're all the same.
Chapter 4: What scandal is discussed involving Georgian rugby players?
So games are on the other end, I can go, for fuck's sake, ref, come off, that's fucking bullshit. Whereas you do it on the sideline, you get judged. So I've removed myself from the situation. Nice. Which is fine.
Big for you.
And I also do a lot of laps of the field. I quite do like doing laps. I can't keep still watching. Oh, my God.
Chapter 5: Why is Eddie Jones angry this time?
This is traumatic for your poor child.
I know. Is it your eldest you're talking about here specifically?
Chapter 6: What players are included in the All Whites World Cup squad?
No, all of them.
Oh, God.
Because last night I went to the under 10s basketball at Event Finder Stadium.
Chapter 7: What feedback do listeners provide in 'Yours Please'?
Yeah. And I was behind. If you go to Event Finder, you're up on a ā all the parents and supporters have to go up a level. No one's out on the court or whatever. And it's the under 10s. You know, they're just having a good time.
Yeah.
Chapter 8: How can listeners join the Facebook group 'The Caravan'?
Yeah. But this team they played last night, this was my son's, youngest son's team. There was a couple of real fucking wounders on the other team who were flopping.
Yeah. And they were below 10, just to clarify.
But they were kind of, because at that age, you wear a wristband, a colored wristband, and you can only mark the person with your wristband. You can't mark anyone else.
Jesus Christ.
So it's pretty, but it's simple. You just stick to your man.
Right, and did they do that for the benefit of skill levels?
Yeah, yeah, just because it gets too complex otherwise. But this other team were running these walking screens where they would basically all just kind of try and knock you over and shoulder barge you.
Which you can't do.
No. And there was one particular player who was being a bit of a wounder anyway. He got his comeuppance because at halftime the ref said, oh, you can do screens as well. And my son's team had quite a couple of big units who absolutely smoked this guy. Yeah. A couple of times, but he'd flop down at any touch, holding his head like full football rolling around. Wonder.
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