Chapter 1: What is the significance of Happy Jav Day?
Hey, happy Hairy Jav Day. Well, here we are. Happy anniversary to you.
Chapter 2: What are the implications of Brendon McCullum keeping his coaching job?
11 years ago. This is the most important anniversary in my life. 11 years ago today, the hairy Jav strode out to Eden Park, played the innings of his life. Pulls it! I think about this moment perhaps daily. Genuinely, I do think it crosses my mind daily. Anytime something good happens to me, I go, shit, does this compare to the feeling that I had when Jav pulls it?
Chapter 3: What happened with the Highlanders' stolen mouthguards?
And I usually go, no, it doesn't compare to that.
Chapter 4: What is the latest on Eli Katoa's playing career?
Yeah, and every year since, we've released the video with our commentary, but the ICC now shut it down. Yeah, they hate it. So we've got like a still montage, still with our audio though, and the most played audio of that moment is our commentary, because if you hear the international commentary, it is pretty dull. I don't think I've ever heard the actual. You should hear the BBC radio one.
Smithy is doing the TV one.
Chapter 5: How are the All Whites preparing for their upcoming matches?
Oh, is it Schmitty? Okay, right. Yeah, he's hating it. Hating life. He's halfway through a quarterback, and Well, he's secretly part of the former disgruntled New Zealand Cricket Players Association.
Of course. Yeah.
Yeah, but I thought that might have been in a time when he wasn't too tense, but no, still no. Jesus, my silences are blocked, aren't they? Sorry, I'm trying to sound a little bit... Hey, on the potty today, we've got some guests. Yeah, we certainly do. Bill.
Tuoloma.
Tuoloma. And Francis de Vries. Both New Zealand All Whites.
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Chapter 6: What challenges do the All Whites face in the FIFA World Cup?
Yeah, All Whites have got a couple of games this weekend. Last home camp before... The FIFA World Cup in America, Mexico and Canada.
Yeah.
That's a big deal, man. Are we going to ask them about kind of rising tensions over there? Maybe go into some political issues?
Probably not.
I think probably as far as we can go, we'll be talking about the Phoenix-Auckland FC because obviously there are opposing teams there. We can talk about that. Yeah, we can. And I'll hijack them with 22-2. Yeah, that's good. That's good.
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Chapter 7: What insights do the guests share about their football experiences?
They'll be used to that type of carry on. They don't get a lot of exposure, do they, the All Whites? No, but... I was thinking that as though we... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. We'll get into it. Yep. Live from the Export Beer Gamers Studio, this is the agenda for Tuesday the 24th of March. The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap. Brought to you by Export Ultra.
Rightio, talk to me. How are we filming today's podcast, Lane? On the brand new S26 Ultra, the Samsung Galaxy. And I'll tell you what, the picture on this one is so much better than our normal cameras. Yeah, crispy. Yeah, so crispy. I'd go as far to say too crispy. Yeah. Slightly exposing. Yeah, they're pretty epic. I mean, you've got five cameras facing you in the one phone.
There's a lot of kit. It's a lot of kit, a lot of technology. And it is available now from Samsung.com if you want to go check it out, the latest Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra. But we've got one to give away. Yeah, we certainly do. They wouldn't give us one to us. They've given us three loan phones to film. But they've got, they said, we can give you one, but you have to give it away.
A lot like in JB Hi-Fi, the padlock to the floor. Yeah. And we did say, sure, our audience is probably more important than us. So text phone to 3236 and let us know why you want to win this new Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra. And it could be yours. When are we giving that away? Like next week or something?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Should we talk some sport? Yeah. I was reading an article a couple of days ago, another couple of hit pieces on Baz McCallum. apparently falling out with a few people inside the camp. Turns out that came to nothing, and he's kept his job, whatever that means. He's still got his job. Well, I guess who they replaced him with as well. So what's the issue? Let's start there.
Well, the big issue is the Ashes, is the Ashes debacle. Bit of a pantsing. Yeah, pantsing. And then obviously when you get a pantsing, you're going to get a bit of a divide. I think Stokesy even came out and threw Baz under the bus a little bit. He did slightly, didn't he? Baz tried to get on the front foot and take a few bullets from the Aussie media, which backfired a little bit.
So unfortunately, yeah, he got thrown under the bus. A little bit of piss drinking going on, which they reined in during the T20 World Cup. And they played pretty well. I think they were unlucky not to go further. the England team, because they look pretty handy. Yeah, they've got a small branding issue at the moment, don't they?
Well... How do you get away from the golf-playing, piss-drinking England that they are now identified as, and they can't really escape? Well, I think it was just a few incidents, player incidents. You know, you had Ben Duckett getting an Uber home late at night. Yeah, being filmed probably by another one of his teammates, by the way, but anyway...
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