"Johnny Knoxville Loves Hopoate"
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What is the significance of John Hopoate's infamous finger?
Oh, g'day James McCartney, live from Vancouver.
I'm in the cove. You're in the cove.
How did Tom Latham and Devon Conway perform in the 3rd Test against England?
Live. I'm in the cove. It's a bit rainy. Just overcast today after three or four days of heat. Nice.
Have you heard about John Hoppawattie and how global he's gone with his finger?
Yes, was that thanks to, what's his face from Jackass? Johnny Knoxville.
What are the implications of the All Whites' upcoming match against Belgium?
Johnny Knoxville, yes. This is what he said.
The World Cup is going on right now. If you guys were to play, what do you think you'd get a red card for?
Maybe for doing the old John Hapawade. Yes, the John Hapawade. You know what that is? He was a rugby player from Australia, and he was eventually banned from the sport for constantly f***ing dudes in the game.
Oh, fuck.
Not in a pile of dudes. He would just run out behind them and give them the old one too. That's a record. That's a record. I got to meet him once and I never get starstruck. But I was like, oh my God, it's Hoppawattie. Oh my God. I asked him, I'm like, why did you do that? Yeah, why'd you do that? And he said, I was trying to slow down the game. Have you met John Hoppawattie?
What feedback did listeners provide in the 'Yours Please' segment?
I don't think I have. I know that you've been Hoppawattie, the famous one. We've made it famous on the ACC. But the one thing I think about the Hoppawattie is I remember when it happened, I was working at the Sunday Star Times, and there was our chief sub-editor, Michelle, said, because all the guys in the office were going, oh, that's so wrong. She goes, oh, get over it. I've had worse playing netball. Listen, we're all like, what? But it was funny. She was pretty much just going, you guys, you're just obsessed.
How does the podcast discuss the cultural impact of sports in New Zealand?
And it's like, okay, well, maybe, yeah, we are. So that's what I remember about the time of the Hoppawattie, but I also feel like there's a lot of French rugby players who will be saying, oh, no, monsieur, you did not invent this move. We have handed it down from generations to generations. We Hoppawattie all the time. On Christmas Day, we have the Hoppawattie Christmas.
Yeah.
It's so true. They are the masters of the dark arts. I enjoy how Hoppawaii leaned into it because I think he came to New Zealand once. I think he came to Radio Hauraki.
What are the key strategies for the All Whites to succeed against Belgium?
And we got a photo with him. And he said, oh, guys, we're going to do the finger. And we're like, oh, you sure? And he's like, yep. So we all just took a photo of us all holding our index finger up. So he leans into it, John Hoppawaii. He's got about 1,000 kids, of which half of them play in the NRL at the moment or there or thereabouts. Okay, well, let's kick this thing off. Live from the Export Beer Garden Studios, this is the Agenda for Friday, the 26th of June. The Agenda podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap.
How do the hosts analyze the performance of the New Zealand cricket team?
Brought to you by Export Ultra. James, I don't know what the timing's like over there in the Cove to watch cricket. I don't know if you could actually watch cricket over there. I'm not sure how big it is. But the third test match kicked off 10 o'clock last night and some quite dramatic changes laid on for New Zealand. The heroes of the Oval, Matt Henry and Glenn Phillips, both had to pull out due to injuries. Immediately when I heard that, I was like, roll, roll. Uh-oh. This is not good because in comes Satner, which you have to say kind of like for like with Phillips. But then Blair Tickner and Ben Sears have come in because Gulliver, Kyle Jameson, has been rested due to blowing too many loads.
What humorous anecdotes are shared in the final segment?
He's been rested. Yeah. But along comes Dave Franco and Devin Threeway and post a record partnership for the opening partnership of 317. Did you get to watch any of this over in the cove?
No, it was happening while I was sleeping, but weirdly, the final session I would have been able to watch, I just checked the Tribe app and just saw that we were 300-odd for two, and I thought, holy crap, we're crushing it. And then I saw people posting about Tom Latham equaling Martin Crowe's 17th century, and that only Ross Taylor and Kane Williamson are ahead of him. So I could have actually watched the final session, but it looked like There was things unravelled a little bit right at the end.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of John Hopoate's infamous finger?
0:00–0:23
2
How did Tom Latham and Devon Conway perform in the 3rd Test against England?
0:23–0:46
3
What are the implications of the All Whites' upcoming match against Belgium?
0:46–1:32
4
What feedback did listeners provide in the 'Yours Please' segment?
1:32–2:07
5
How does the podcast discuss the cultural impact of sports in New Zealand?
2:07–2:40
6
What are the key strategies for the All Whites to succeed against Belgium?
2:40–3:10
7
How do the hosts analyze the performance of the New Zealand cricket team?
3:10–3:57
8
What humorous anecdotes are shared in the final segment?
3:57–54:27