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Chapter 1: What does Sir Graham Henry's return mean for the All Blacks?
Thanks for joining us, Isaac. Sally, you would have been involved in a few touch teams in your time, wouldn't you? Yeah, that was about... I was always bigger than other kids. Yeah. So sometimes... Before I got even bigger than other kids, I was on the touch team, but I'd just hang out on the wing as a prop does and go for aerial tries that I had no business doing.
So you didn't do the playmaking? I mean, like James McConey, for example, he's a POS, and he would just dominate that kind of standoff role and just kind of feed left and right. He wouldn't do a lot of running. Looking back at it, that's probably a better way to go about it.
Chapter 2: How did Shane van Gisbergen celebrate his NASCAR win?
Yeah. Hey, I've got a confession to make.
Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the NZ Herald's Top 50 Kiwis in the NRL era?
So I got a few demons from the weekend. Friday night, I've just parked the Friday night because I just want to move on from that. But on Saturday, I went to a 50th birthday party and I ended up slut dropping and pulling my hamstring on a ā well, it can only be described as a pillar, not a pole, in the middle of the garage.
Chapter 4: What implications does Tanah Boyd's contract have for Luke Metcalfe?
But last night, I got sent the speeches that got made at the party. Yeah. And ā got a terrible habit of chirping and sledging in the middle of speeches and i've got to stop because he sent it to me and it's like someone else's special day like and the kids spoke and the wife spoke and the best mate spoke and then he spoke and there's just this obvious audio of me
sledging and just throwing barbs in the background and i'm like what's wrong with me what is wrong with me someone's someone else's occasion special occasion 50th and i have to start chirping in the background so you're throwing sledges at the birthday yeah birthday boy yeah okay i'm not the family i held my tongue for the family members That's a small mercy. But I was like, why the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with me? And I did apologize.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts engage with listener feedback in 'Yours Please'?
I said, there's something wrong with me. I apologize for that. It's not in my place to ruin someone else's day. Yeah, sorry. I'm going to have to pull you back here. We'll get back to the speech later.
Chapter 6: What are the latest developments in the NRL and player contracts?
But slut dropping on a pole. Oh, yeah, no. So the garage, he set the garage up. He had a DJ in there. But there was this fucking annoying pole in the middle. which became the center of my focus. I just focused all my attention on this pole and started dancing with the pole and then slut dropping on the pole and then other people started slut dropping on the pole.
But then I woke up in the morning with a fucking real tight left hamstring. And were kids still around at this point? Yeah, there were some kids there, but they were adult kids. They were kind of late teens. They were reasonably embarrassed by the behaviour. But, yeah, so after Friday, and then back it up with that Saturday, I mean, I'm feeling all right now. Someone else is not, though.
Mashie's called in sick. Ah, yes. You did the standard. Because we give a lot of people other people's shit about you, Isaac, to have a big weekend and call in Monday sick. And it's plainly obvious that you've been following their social media and they've been out till three or four in the morning showing their faces off and then they take Monday off with a mysterious illness.
So obviously he's overheard us talking about that quite a lot.
Chapter 7: How does the discussion around eligibility rules impact rugby in New Zealand?
So he came to work yesterday. But he definitely laid the foundations for a day off today by ā how many times, Joe, did he tell you that he's on the maxi-jesus?
oh a couple times oh can i just have another one of those jesus jesus okay i'll read the message that he sent me um this morning um so it goes morning he'll love this as well because he knows if he's not here or if anyone's not here they're getting a drive by so epic proportions he even throws the maxi jesus into the to the text message just just to remind me that he was on the maxi jesus all day yesterday morning chief i'm gonna have to do it
We'll continue to pump the max. We call them maxi Jesuses. Maxi Jesus. I'm feeling rough as guts this morning. Let me know if there's anything I can do. Yeah, come to work. Otherwise, I'm going to claim a sick day.
Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their experiences?
You don't claim a sick day. You don't fucking claim a sick day and get back into bed. All I'm going to say there is pussy. Well, I'm glad he got out of bed to text you that. It's quite early. Which is always a good start. And have I missed something? Were you bestowed a chief title? No. No, I think that's just a way of him, you know, just saying, you know, hey, chief.
It's a sign of respect or something. He's trying to garner some sort of respect at the start of that, but I'm no one's chief. Chief's mana, maybe. It's about it. The cheek of him to not only call in sick, but really push an agenda towards a Maxi G sponsorship. Yeah, that's true, actually. He's looking to become the poster boy for Maxi G's.
Good, actually, though, because they've got ibuprofen and paracetamol in them. Yeah, 50 milligrams. Yes. I mean, who doesn't? Why didn't someone think of that? Anyway, they did. They did. Anyway, okay, let's get into it. Live from the Export Beer Garden Studios, this is the agenda for Tuesday, the 12th of May.
The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap. Brought to you by Export Ultra. Okay, Isaac, Sir Graham Henry is back. He is back, and I just want him to pick Stephen Peter Fetter.
In the team. So Graham Henry is back as a selector for Dave Rennie. There you go. Sir Graham Henry. Sir Ted is back. So he had an 85% win rate. Did he coach over 100 tests? Jesus.
Yeah.
Shit, I didn't know that.
So there you go. He was there for about 10 years because he did two World Cups.
Oh, he was an assistant.
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