Chapter 1: What insights are shared about the opening round of the Masters?
McConey, good morning.
Good morning. How are you, mate? All right?
Chapter 2: How did the Blues pay tribute to Cameron Suafoa?
I was pissing by your door. Were you?
Chapter 3: What controversy surrounds the PSL's award to Son of a Mitch?
Do you not know that reference? No, I do know that reference.
I just took it literally.
A low, a low? Yeah. That would crack me up every single time. I could... I could hear that joke every time I was in Stitches.
It's got a 100% hit rate for you.
Yeah, because he's a silly, bumbling cop pretending to be French in the sitcom Allo, Allo, wartime sitcom.
I think you've brought this up before. I think the only person I've heard this via is you. I was pissing by a door.
passing by your door, you know, like that's the, in case people don't know what I'm talking about.
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Chapter 4: What predictions are made for the upcoming Super Rugby Pacific round?
He's an English person trying to speak French and getting it wrong. That's good. Yeah, there you go.
Have you seen any of Foxy this morning? The Masters is on as we record this, by the way, if I sound distracted, that's what I'm watching.
I heard that Foxy's a little bit in the toilet. Can you bring us up to date, please, Mashie?
Yeah, I can bring you up to date by confirming that he is slightly in the toilet. I couldn't tell you exactly what he's shooting. Oh, yes, I could, actually. I can jump ahead on the run sheet slightly and go, Ryan Fox has some work to do to retain his cut streak at the Masters while defending champion McElroy made an early charge at Augusta today. Anything about the score here?
Fox is some distance off the pace after carding a 5 over 77 with a lack of tournament golf in the lead up to the Masters. Evident in the early holes, that's the kidney stones to blame. I'm just going to assume.
Yeah, yeah, kidney stones are a tough one. I had kidney stones in France and...
This story brings me more joy.
Tell you what, yeah, there's a lot of pain, but I was back the next day, so I don't know what's going on, Foxy.
You passed them like a champ, didn't you?
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Chapter 5: How do listeners engage with the podcast in 'Yours Please'?
Well, I don't know what happened there. I reckon I just manifested them out of my body or wheeled them out. You're supposed to piss them out and catch them in a sieve or a coffee filter. The coffee filter was a bad idea. Why?
Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes are shared about hair dryers in cricket?
Why?
The coffee filter, I'm back on the mic. The coffee filter, just everything went everywhere. There's piss everywhere.
Oh, I see. Yeah, it's a little bit like pissing in a cup.
I was pissing by a door, and that's exactly what I was doing. I just wanted to say, seeing McElroy at the top of the leaderboard is no surprise to me. I think that as soon as you get the monkey off your back of winning one, you play with so much more freedom and just joy and happiness and just like, it's all good. He's got a career slam. So he goes out there as the defending champ.
He's eating the food he wants. It's his menu.
Well, that's a good point. I didn't think about that.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the upcoming Super Round in rugby?
The filming tactics are just all up to him.
Yeah, and everyone's going, what is this Northern Irish slop? And he's like, it's perfect for me.
At time of recording, he is sitting in first equal. Five under with Burns, 67. Justin Rose, as always, in and amongst after the first round. But no doubt he'll shoot the bed and fall down the letterboard in the days to come. I quite like Justin Rose.
Well, I like him. I remember when he was the prodigy, you know.
Breathe the pressure. Looks like he's been around the block a few times now. And then the tournament favorite, Scheffler, is currently sitting two under in 14th place.
Justin Rose, he does seem like a good bugger. He does look like an accountant or maybe just possibly a maths teacher.
He's got the worst kit out there. I think that's fair to say. His sponsors are fairly... You know how some people have cool golf sponsors and then other people have kind of lame accounting sponsorships or like law firm sponsorships or these weird obscure financial sponsorships? He's running that on his polo.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on the feedback from listeners?
Someone's going to drop this right on a dime.
No, they didn't. Is that in the drink? That's in the drink. Okay. Oh, that's a shit idea. Let's get the show on the road. No, no. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just before we go, Justin Rose looks, there's one whole branch of my family that look like Justin Rose.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, but anyway.
Good to get that in. Live from the Export Bear Garden studio, this is The Agenda for Friday, about the 10th of April.
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Well, let's move on. Let's flip this order a little bit. James McConey, how good is the story of the Blues going full blonde in tribute to Cameron Suafor?
Yeah, it's awesome. I saw Cameron at training the other day and walking over the track there at the training facility in Green Lane and he was just overcome with emotion. I think it's been on social media. It's pretty cool just seeing that commitment. Some people have shaved their heads. Some people have gone full blonde. Bowdoin waited for his fancy Newmarket hairdresser to do it the right way.
He looks pretty hot, though. He looks fantastic.
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