12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man

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Bryan Green 0:45
Hey, Chrissy, best to you. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe and happy holidays. Sometimes podcasts like ours will take off a lot of time during the holidays, but not us. We're gluttons for punishment. So we have the 12 days of TCB coming at you. December 13th through the 25th, brand new episodes every single day and live fresh episodes during the entire holiday season. As the great Clark Griswold once said, Holy shit, where's the Tylenol? Find it quick and join us this entire holiday season for brand new episodes of The Commercial Break.
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Bryan Green 2:18
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my elf on the shelf, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Hope you're doing well. Enjoying the 12 days of TCB. Actually, I think it's the 20 days of TCB we've decided.
Audience Member 2:37
Yes.
Bryan Green 2:37
We've counted all of the episodes in a row. I think it'll end up being somewhere around 20. And you are officially the winners there, the listeners. We are in a purgatory. But at least we're in a nice purgatory. We're here in our comfortable, brand-new studios. I do like sitting back a little bit like this. It's better than leaning on the table. I love the chairs. Yeah. They're very comfy chairs. Even though I like the table look, the chairs, I do have to say, I think are an upgrade. I think the whole studio is an upgrade.
Krissy Hoadley 3:00
I think your jacket is an upgrade, too.
Bryan Green 3:02
This jacket is hot and loud. It is very loud. I'm wearing my Christmas greens here.
Krissy Hoadley 3:08
Yeah, it's like a Grinch green.
Bryan Green 3:10
Yes, this was a Walmart $9.99 purchase by Astrid, and she knows how to... If it wasn't for Astrid, I'd be wearing a t-shirt. I know. Astrid goes, if we're changing this studio, you are not going to wear a fucking t-shirt every episode. And I was like, okay, I can agree. If we can do the studio, I'll change into something besides a t-shirt. Don't tell Earl. I'll be back in t-shirts before too long. Because it's just how I'm comfortable. What can I say? Listen, if Machine Gun Kelly can get away with it, so can Brian Greene. Me and Machine Gun are exactly alike.
Audience Member 3:43
Yes.
Bryan Green 3:43
Except for I'm not dating Megan Fox and we're not in a blood, like some blood brother marriage. They're expecting. And they're also expecting to break up because they just announced they're officially not together anymore. What? Weeks after announcing that they're having a baby, I think, right? I don't know.
Krissy Hoadley 4:01
I haven't seen that last part, but.
Bryan Green 4:03
So I heard you girls talking over the break while I was, you know, actually working. And what I heard was that one out of 10 men in the United States are figuring out, or one out of 100 are figuring out that they are not the father of their child. Is that correct? Yes, that was a little snippet. Via DNA Ancestry?

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