Trump Wrecks White House & New GOP Nazi Group Chat Drops | Catherine Bracy

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show i'm michael costa we've got so much to talk about tonight the white house shows whole communism is running wild and texting about how you're a nazi good idea or bad idea i investigate so let's get into the headlines come on The government shutdown is now in its third week. Countless federal employees aren't being paid. Food stamps will run out soon. And there's no end in sight. But not to worry. President Trump is working day and night to build a ballroom. It's exactly what you voted for, coal miners in Pennsylvania. 90,000 gilded square feet for Trump to do the jerk-off dance in.
But if you're worried such a renovation might damage the people's house, let Donald Trump put your fears to rest.
Joe Sims 2:34
It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it, but not touching it. And pays total respect to the existing building, which I'm the biggest fan of. It's my favorite.
Yeah, it's my favorite. I never want to leave, and I'm never going to. I believe it's his favorite building, though. He loves the history, the decor, the immunity from criminal convictions that it provides. But great. The White House itself is going to be fine. They're not going to touch it. They're not even going to touch it.
News reporter (Unknown) 3:08
This morning, demolition day at the White House. Crews tearing down walls as construction for President Trump's 90,000 square foot ballroom ramps up.
It looks like they touched it? I mean, holy shit. Who's his general contractor? Bin Laden and sons? Apparently, not touching the White House turned into demolishing the White House. And for what? Does he really need a ballroom attached to his home? I mean, it would be good to have one room where Baron didn't have to crouch, but still. I mean, they're tearing apart the entire East Wing. I hope there's nothing important going on there.
News reporter (Unknown) 3:54
Constructed in 1902, the East Wing houses the office of the First Lady.
That's harsh. That's harsh. Do you think Trump warned Melania in advance, or did Ukraine just scoop her up mid-bubble bath? Let's move on. You might remember that last week there was a little bit of a scandal where members of the Young Republicans group had a bunch of their texts leaked where they reportedly made jokes about sending people to gas chambers and how much they loved Hitler. But it was a one-time thing. And now hopefully the Republican Party can move on from this isolated incident of Nazi text messages, right? Right?
Unknown 4:39
Right? President Trump's nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel is in jeopardy after the publication of a group chat.
Ronny Chieng 4:46
The nominee, Paul Ingrassia, saying, I do have a Nazi streak in me from time to time, quote, I will admit it.
First of all, why do these guys who think they're the master race always look like this? It's never a Hemsworth. It's always a big toe with eyes. But yes, we have yet another Republican apparently sending Nazi texts.

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