Chapter 1: What fantasy football challenges does Billy Corben face this week?
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Chapter 2: Why is former Miami commissioner Alex Díaz de la Portilla a no-show?
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of the charges against Alex Díaz de la Portilla?
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Chapter 4: How does Miami Mayor Francis Suarez compare Zohran Mamdani to Fidel Castro?
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Chapter 5: What are the differences between communism and socialism according to the discussion?
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Chapter 6: What is the current state of the Miami mayoral race?
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Chapter 7: Who are the top candidates in the Miami mayoral election?
Okay, wait. If we have 45 seconds, I'm telling this story. So yesterday, the city of Miami commissioner got indicted. His name is Alex Diaz de la Portilla for bribery and corruption. You posted about this.
Chapter 8: What are the potential outcomes of the upcoming Miami mayoral election?
And that's a man who 25 years ago screamed racial slurs at me in a drunken tirade. He called me an arrow thrower, an Indian. I guess because I'm a Nicaraguan and he was born, he's a white Cuban. And now he's going to jail? He's going to jail and I'm in national TV talking about you.
That's how it started in September of 2023. And 14 months later, this is how it went.
Breaking news. Charges have been dropped against former Miami Commissioner Alex Diaz de la Portilla.
Former Miami Commissioner Alex Diaz de la Portilla was facing charges connected to alleged bribery and money laundering. But all of those charges have been dropped. Prosecutors concluded there was no reasonable likelihood of conviction in this case. Diaz de la Portilla was arrested in September of last year.
He was accused of accepting money from the owners of a private school in Edgewater.
$245,000 in exchange for voting to approve the construction of a local sports facility. Happy Halloween, because Miamians. This year I got a trick instead of a treat, because Alex DLP, Diaz La Portilla, or Degenerate Lying Prick, was supposed to be on this show last week, and then again this week, and he is a no-show. That's great, Billy. Good job closing the deal on that.
There he is sitting next to Roy, as you can see with his headphones on. Diaz-Libertia was arrested for bribery and money laundering and corruption and campaign finance crimes and then exonerated by the same... state attorney that arrested him. We covered it on this show repeatedly.
And he is now running for mayor of the city of Miami in this clown car of a of a race that is going on right now as we speak. Early voting is already underway. And he was going to come on the show and take the tough questions. And he was going to. He was never going to. What am I? What am I talking about? I'm glad you finally realized that. It's never going to happen.
Because you didn't introduce me to Polly Market in time for me to see how low the odds were on him showing up. I could have consulted with DraftKings to find out that this was a losing bet for me all the way. What's amazing, though, Roy, is that we actually have had three of the top contenders in this 13 candidate mayoral race on the show. We had, of course, Emilio Gonzalez.
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