GBF- Ignore Chapter 7
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Who are the hosts of 'God Bless Football'?
God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Billy Gill. Guys, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Hey, guys, we got to do better on that.
On what?
Fuentes, Fuentes, what was that God bless football? I mean, that was a half-hearted, I don't even God bless football on that. And you went back to your question, your questionable God bless football. Like, God bless football? Me? Yeah. Fuentes. Yeah. Fuentes was just flat. You said after last week you were going to up the game a little bit in the God Bless Football, and I feel like we failed. We failed it.
You're not wrong. I still am kind of trying to figure out if I like that as the opening of the show or not, which at this point in the show's run doesn't matter, you know? No. No, it doesn't. I guess we'll just continue God-blessing football. You want me to start again? Ready? God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.
God bless football, Billy Go.
That was even worse. That was better. I thought that was better. I think the thing with Mike Fuentes is he wants to... How do I best describe this? He wants... No, well, that, yes, obviously. But I think aesthetically, he wants to be...
Why is Fuentes entering his goth era?
bad bunny or nikki jam with the energy of a goth like you want to be goth nikki jam does that sound about right fuentes or no no what it is is is that i look over in the zoom and everybody looks very comfortable in their houses their nice chairs all very nice meanwhile me and danny were in traffic this morning for an hour and a half trying to get here and now i'm tired and in a bad mood
It's 36 degrees outside. That's fine. Just in case you needed like, oh, he's comfortable in his house. It's 36 degrees outside.
I woke up at 5 to go to a preschool day parent-teacher conference. So I'm sorry the traffic was so rough for you. No, you're not. You're not sorry. I'm not sorry at all. I don't think that that's really a problem. I think that you have it pretty good. Goth Nicky Jam. And you're just now sad for whatever reason because that's your thing. And now you're taking it out on us for whatever reason. Look, if anything... Hey, guys, free agency.
Free agency, guys.
What are the latest moves in NFL free agency?
Well, I would just say this also, Mike Fuentes. You're complaining. You're surrounded by friends at work, okay? Yeah. Me and Mikey are home alone, left to our own thoughts. Like, in the dead of winter where it's, you know, in the 40s for Mikey and it's, like, 82 for me. So, like... it's hard it's hard being by yourself and taking care of your mentals when you hear home alone while you're there surrounded by danny b and lewis was dancing behind you a second ago so and you have lunch and breakfast provided for you so like yeah breakfast is great yeah breakfast is great
when you get here, but then you realize you're like 20 pounds overweight and your metabolism checked out like 10 years ago.
Oh, 20 pounds? 20 pounds overweight? That's a problem for you? I didn't notice 20 pounds overweight. I didn't realize that would be a problem.
Killed to be 20 pounds overweight. When did your metabolism slow down, Fuentes? Oh, I don't know.
It checked out at least a decade ago.
A decade ago?
At least, minimum, I would say.
That's not bad. I mean, if you're 20 pounds overweight, it kicked out a decade ago. Just think of it this way. You only put on two pounds a year. That's nothing. That's nothing. That really isn't a big deal at all. Free agency. Oh, we're just not talking about your overweightness anymore?
Free agency. How about them 49ers?
We'll get to the 49ers later. We have a lot to talk about. So we had an episode last Friday. Right as free agency was kind of kicking off and then Sunday, business picked up in the NFL. Things kind of went a little bit crazy and... They've slowed down some, but it's been a busy week in terms of movement, in terms of free agent signings, in terms of people just getting cut because they couldn't get traded from their team. Lots of rumors, lots of things out there. And then Josh Allen, who just wins the MVP and who already had a long-term deal, has now re-upped, and he has the most guaranteed money, I think, of any quarterback.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Who are the hosts of 'God Bless Football'?
0:21–1:53
2
Why is Fuentes entering his goth era?
1:53–2:56
3
What are the latest moves in NFL free agency?
2:56–6:34
4
How is Billy Gill preparing for the NFL season?
6:34–13:43
5
Why is the Dolphins' playoff drought a concern?
13:43–20:31
6
What is the 'More Mikely' segment about?
20:31–53:41
Speakers
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