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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Whoa! A little slide step.
Zaz, why are you so sore? What's the matter with you? I see you hobbling around. Dan...
I am so sore.
I just mentioned that. Yeah, he just said that. He's setting it up for the audience who just started listening. It's okay.
If you're just joining in. I am hobbling around this whole morning, Dan. On Saturday morning, your employees, me included, we signed up and we played in a street hockey tournament at the Florida Panthers Arena on Saturday.
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Chapter 2: Why are Zas and Chris sore after the street hockey tournament?
Who played? Me, Chris, Roy... Ethan. Real ragtag group. We had Gabe, who was our ringer out there. Sneaky good hockey player. Rose. Useless. Whoa, wait a minute. She'll admit it. Are you saying she didn't rise to the occasion? And let me tell you something.
Hockey is very hard to play.
David Drunk was on Golden. Hockey was ā it's very hard. I mean ā That's your first mistake right there. No, no. He was a stud. For real? He plays ice hockey goalie for real, right?
Chapter 3: Who participated in the street hockey tournament?
Yes.
We had two players that had hockey experience, Dwork and Goal and Gabe. But isn't Dwork kind of like ā you want a bigger guy to be a goal, right? Yeah, but see how big the pads are. The pads are enormous. You don't know puck, man. I saw the score of the last game. Well, these aren't fat, dude. They needed something else in the goal. You think goalies are fat?
Dan, it's three on three, and each team has a goalie.
But were the rest of you just like, you've got to know how to skate. No, no, it's street hockey. They're in shoes. You're in street hockey.
That's what made us think we had a chance. Street hockey. Dan thought street hockey meant guys had bandanas and chains and stuff.
I'm sorry, I missed the street part of this.
So, like, Dwork is in every goalie for all the teams. We're like real goalies. The pads, everything, like geared up, looking like Sergei Bobrovsky out there. It was a ball, by the way. Yeah. Not a puck. Like a racquetball? A regular street hockey ball. Like a hockey ball, dude. Don't act like you don't know. It was a regulation street hockey ball. Yeah. It doesn't bounce. Yeah. Oh, really?
And the other teams we played for were definitely all like real ice hockey teams. That was the annoying part. You know, they knew what they were doing. And if I could tell you, Dan, two minutes into the first game. Oh, so tired. I can't even breathe. Are you bent over the whole time?
Oh, yeah.
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Chapter 4: What challenges did the team face during the tournament?
I scored our goal. It was a half-court shot. Trying to clear it? I found it on my stick and just flung it. Soft goal. Really soft goal. And I got so lucky it just went in. And I was so tired I didn't even celebrate.
It just rolled past the dude's leg. Like, he must not have thought it was going to reach him. Was this like a Mighty Duck situation where you had the clap bomb or whatever? Well, you weren't allowed to slap shot past you. Yeah, waist down, waist down. And then I took a puck off the forearm at one point because I was playing defense.
My right hand is broken. I wore a puck to the hand at one point. My hand...
I'm playing defense, so I'm kind of standing in front of Dwork. I'm trying to make sure no one gets him. But these teams, they're lining up for these big shots.
Ethan, come in here and show us your bruise.
I'm in the line of fire here. I mean, I took a puck to the arm. I'm trying not to catch a stick to the mouth. And then you're up against the boards and you're fighting against guys. Are they checking? No, no, no checking. But you are battling for the puck against the boards. It's really physical. Ethan took one right under the nipple. No one wants to see that.
He took a puck right into the nipple. Chris Cody, he fell at one point. His knee was bleeding everywhere. Yeah, he fell down.
So that was a first. At one point I felt my legs were just like, I'm done running. You ever had that thing where you're running and all of a sudden you're just like, as if you're going downstairs. Your legs are just like, look, we've been doing this for about a half hour now and I'm done. You can keep running. I'm not. So then I just went down.
How'd the other goal get scored?
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Chapter 5: How did the first game of the tournament go for the team?
What was the score of that one? The second game?
It balanced out in the second game. Put it on the poll, Juju. Put it on the poll, Juju. Are you embarrassed when you say the score of the game was...
What is the mercy rule exactly?
It was 10-0. The second game was 10-0. But. How does he spell it?
But. They were toying with us. That team. Oh, we got video. That team ended up winning it. Oh, did they? The team that beat us 10-0 won the whole thing. So that made us feel a little better. Wait, what are we seeing here? What is this video of? This is us. No, but like, is it a moment?
No. This is a B-roll. We're going to have a package. There were way too many F-bombs this morning in our package that we put together, so they're still tightening it up. We will have a package to show the audience probably tomorrow.
No, it'll be at the end of this hour. We're going to allow the audience to see how terrible you guys are.
Look at us out here. I'm so tired. This is the first game, by the way. This is the one we competed. These other teams who... What were they representing? You guys represented Dan Levitar Show. Anyone can sign up. They were like real ice hockey teams.
80% of these teams.
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Chapter 6: What happened during the second game of the tournament?
While there's nothing official and conversations are still ongoing. Was that a fake Schefter?
I tried. It was pretty good. It was excellent. I feel like there's legs.
I tried at the beginning and then I lost confidence in it.
Why? It was good.
You got this. There's nothing official and conversations are still ongoing. Stugatz. It is trending towards Nick Sirianni remaining the head coach of the Eagles.
This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
A question I wanted to ask the group because I have not, in my recollection, seen a story quite like the one involving Christian Wilkins. Christian Wilkins was an excellent player for the Miami Dolphins. He was a first-round pick. He was very good at what he did and made that defense better than it had been in a while. And he signed a big contract with the Raiders and then...
Something weird happened in the locker room, and he hasn't had a job since. This is a player out of Clemson who's still very young. There's nothing wrong with his body, but the details on why he's not playing football not only elude me, They're not being reported by anybody. It's just, hey, something weird happened in the locker room.
And one of the things I've seen, unconfirmed, is that he kissed a player on the head, correct? Isn't that one of the things that's being thrown around a mystery
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Chapter 7: What are the details surrounding Christian Wilkins' situation?
Their best player was like 0 for 9 from 3.
I mean, they were up double figures for a lot of the second half.
Yeah, but they were missing free throws, and then Florida... Yes, I understand. Florida clawed back into that game and then took control of it. The way that they ended up losing... They were up 5 with like 8 minutes left or something. When you consider the game flow, it really made zero sense. It's a strange game top to bottom, but Iowa typically has to play better to pull off an upset like that.
Oh, but Mike, no. Man... I don't like the analysis of Iowa didn't play well when they got down four late and should have caved against the defending champions who were chasing them all game. They should have caved and then they end up winning the game because they don't cave. Like everyone's always talking about, I mean, championship learning. You've been there before.
The team that chokes at the end is the champion? The team that chokes at the end is the team that won all the games last year?
I apologize that you don't like the analysis.
No, but I'm saying that Iowa missing shots isn't the same as Iowa playing poorly. Like, Iowa being in that game... Iowa leading almost the entirety of that game, coughing it up at the end and not folding when they were down four, when it would have been the easiest thing for a champion to put a foot on your neck.
And Iowa returning and then doing that on the last play where, I don't know if you guys saw, but the point guard was exhorting the guy who was in the corner to take it to the rim. No, he was telling him, he was telling him, go, go to the rim. I gave you the ball. Get the, Go get the tie. I saw him go like this. I saw him go, shoot, shoot, shoot. What was he saying? Driver, shoot.
Regardless, the savvy to take a step back. I understand that that's reflex and stuff, but that is where... You can choke like one of the pussy cat dolls.
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