Hour 1: An Hour Of Mystery-Solving
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Whoa! A little slide step.
Zaz, why are you so sore? What's the matter with you? I see you hobbling around. Dan...
I am so sore.
I just mentioned that. Yeah, he just said that. He's setting it up for the audience who just started listening. It's okay.
If you're just joining in. I am hobbling around this whole morning, Dan. On Saturday morning, your employees, me included, we signed up and we played in a street hockey tournament at the Florida Panthers Arena on Saturday.
Why are Zas and Chris sore after the street hockey tournament?
Who played? Me, Chris, Roy... Ethan. Real ragtag group. We had Gabe, who was our ringer out there. Sneaky good hockey player. Rose. Useless. Whoa, wait a minute. She'll admit it. Are you saying she didn't rise to the occasion? And let me tell you something.
Hockey is very hard to play.
David Drunk was on Golden. Hockey was – it's very hard. I mean – That's your first mistake right there. No, no. He was a stud. For real? He plays ice hockey goalie for real, right?
Who participated in the street hockey tournament?
Yes.
We had two players that had hockey experience, Dwork and Goal and Gabe. But isn't Dwork kind of like – you want a bigger guy to be a goal, right? Yeah, but see how big the pads are. The pads are enormous. You don't know puck, man. I saw the score of the last game. Well, these aren't fat, dude. They needed something else in the goal. You think goalies are fat? Dan, it's three on three, and each team has a goalie.
But were the rest of you just like, you've got to know how to skate. No, no, it's street hockey. They're in shoes. You're in street hockey.
That's what made us think we had a chance. Street hockey. Dan thought street hockey meant guys had bandanas and chains and stuff.
I'm sorry, I missed the street part of this.
So, like, Dwork is in every goalie for all the teams. We're like real goalies. The pads, everything, like geared up, looking like Sergei Bobrovsky out there. It was a ball, by the way. Yeah. Not a puck. Like a racquetball? A regular street hockey ball. Like a hockey ball, dude. Don't act like you don't know. It was a regulation street hockey ball. Yeah. It doesn't bounce. Yeah. Oh, really? And the other teams we played for were definitely all like real ice hockey teams. That was the annoying part. You know, they knew what they were doing. And if I could tell you, Dan, two minutes into the first game. Oh, so tired. I can't even breathe. Are you bent over the whole time?
Oh, yeah.
We came out of the gates a little hot, and we all were winded way too quick. We're changing on the fly. You don't have to wait for the whistle. Open the door.
Come on. I got to run out.
It became a thing of like, Zazz, come in for me. No, no, no. I'm not ready yet. Oh, yeah. I had to wave him off at one point. We were all looking to get off the car.
Yeah.
I had to wave him off.
Wait.
The sub was waving off. Yeah, I was like, hey, you got to come out and the guy will wave off. I was on the other side of the board and Chris, yeah, Zaz is going to go, no, no, no, I'm not ready.
When I would go out, I would just walk away from the board so there was no option. There was like, where'd Chris go?
So you guys are the opposite of the pitcher who refuses to come out of the game when the manager comes to pull him. I mean, granted. You guys are in the bullpen as the pitcher who refuses to go into the game because he's too winded. I couldn't breathe, Dan. You can't play if you can't breathe.
So you guys played two games? You guys played two games? The first game, okay, the score was respectable. We lost the first game 5-2. But if I could tell you, the other team had the puck. 99.9% of the game. And that's putting it lightly. Like, we never actually had the puck. We had moments where we shot the puck down to the other end of the floor. And twice it went in.
I scored. He scored doing that.
What challenges did the team face during the tournament?
I scored our goal. It was a half-court shot. Trying to clear it? I found it on my stick and just flung it. Soft goal. Really soft goal. And I got so lucky it just went in. And I was so tired I didn't even celebrate.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:58
2
Why are Zas and Chris sore after the street hockey tournament?
0:58–1:34
3
Who participated in the street hockey tournament?
1:34–4:00
4
What challenges did the team face during the tournament?
4:00–7:17
5
How did the first game of the tournament go for the team?
7:17–12:32
6
What happened during the second game of the tournament?
12:32–35:12
7
What are the details surrounding Christian Wilkins' situation?
35:12–39:02
Speakers
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