Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
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How does the podcast start with tequila?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo. Cuervo.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Mike Ryan has that look in his eye for wherever it is that you get your Mount Rushmore fixes. For some reason, I think all of us, I think everybody here, this might be the new 80s or 90s baseball, what that was once upon a time, where we all liked doing Mount Rushmores around here. I think everybody likes doing Mount Rushmores. But happier than Mike Ryan today.
What is the Boost Mobile caller segment about?
I saw it as a streak across Jessica's eyes because... Being in the chat when the chat is competing to be clever at my expense is one of the funniest places to exist in the history of our show, where the creative community is enjoying being creative, mocking me. I miss that community. I feel like Jessica got, if not introduced to it, I saw it on her face as she was watching them be clever. And I've been disappointed that those people haven't come over and helped our sponsor Boost Mobile when it comes to telephone calls. that those people have been better in the shadows, not performing, just sort of being anonymous and being in a YouTube chat. And it's easier to be clever there than when it is you have to perform. These callers have been disappointing to me, Chris Cody.
I have found that Boost Mobile has not got its money's worth sponsoring this segment as we've asked for better and better takes with a phone number that has been purchased and has Gatz's name on it. Why are you shaking your head no?
Because I couldn't disagree more. I thought the last montage we did of Callers had multiple funny hot takes on it. We have another one here. It's almost two minutes long, and I feel really good about it. It's presented by Boost Mobile, the boldest take from the weekend, and it's the newest 5G network in the country, Dan, so get it together. And they're definitely getting their money's worth, co-founder Dan Lebitard. And, you know, I got to say, my notes with the last segment that we did is for you. I feel like you were just so defeated that you just assumed that it was going to be a bad segment, and the last one was really good. I think we turned the ship around.
Fatty veneers.
So let's get to our latest montage of callers giving their boldest take.
Greg, Billy was giving you good material there, and you were just giggling at it, it seemed like.
No, Paul, I was talking to the directors. Ha ha, that's a fine. Good thing we stopped there. All right, let's play this montage of the boldest takes.
Ben Simmons crawled so Cooper flag can fly. Hey, Dan Brock on a mobile. I got a hot take for you. It's about snow. I hate snow. I can't stand the stuff. It's the worst. Everybody likes to romanticize snow. It's so beautiful. It's so fluffy. It's so pretty. It's overrated.
Hey, this is Kat from Long Beach, New York. And my hot take is that ketchup packets have the most useless amount of ketchup. Thank you.
Hey, y'all. Jay Bird from Cleveland. First time, long time. Here, I got a hot take for you. Nolan Ryan, in today's day and age, on a decent staff, a three-starter.
I'll hang up and listen. I don't think jelly beans should exist. Hey, y'all. Here's my limited fake of Steve from Sex and the City.
Miranda?
Hey, Danny, this is Denny from Baltimore. My take is that yellow mustard should be banned. It's not a pro-ketchup take. It's not a pro-mayo take. It's not even an anti-mustard take. This is a pro-spicy-brown take. Whatever you put mustard on, pretzels, burgers, dogs, salad dressing, whatever it is, spicy brown is better than yellow.
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