Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
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How do you handle awkward situations at a bar?
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.
Why should Jagermeister be served ice cold?
A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jagermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jagermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes. Regular hockey, not as great. Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister.
Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Sharperdance!
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Stugatz Podcast.
What is the story behind the 'Anaheim Ducks Pick of the Week'?
It's time for Against the Scream. And it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Roy, kick us off.
Devils at Blue Jackets tonight. I got a weird stat for you here. The Devils have failed to cover in nine straight night games versus opponents on a losing streak. The Blue Jackets on a three-game losing streak. The Devils just lost to the Penguins 7-3 on Saturday. The Blue Jackets are underdogs in this game by a goal and a half.
It begs the question, could you find a stat for anything?
Yeah.
That was an oddly specific stat. I know. It's ridiculous. And because of that stat, I'm going Blue Jackets tonight as the underdog. A goal and a half underdog.
You're not worried they've run out of gas? It's been one of the nicer stories in the sport. They're dealing with injuries. They look totally listless. But, I mean, it is a night game. It is a night game.
That's not good analysis.
It was, actually. It is a night game? It's making me stay away from the game. I know that that was the opposite of the intention, but the form is so bad from the blue jackets.
I don't think that Roy made a very convincing argument for what it is that he's asking us to bet.
No, no, no. It's a night game, and New Jersey can't beat a team that's on a losing streak.
He was a good point. Now we go to Billy for our Anaheim Ducks Pick of the Week.
Ah, we've been flying high together. You know what they say? Ducks fly together. And we have been hot when we have been picking the Ducks 4-0, I believe, this season on Ducks games. It's always a one-and-a-half goal spread there. And the Ducks aren't always winning, but they're always covering. But, friends, I hate to disappoint you. Tonight, I'm not taking the Ducks. The Ducks aren't playing tonight. Instead, I'm going to switch things up a bit. Guys, I don't know if you heard. MLB starts tomorrow.
Big series.
These are games that everybody marks down on their calendar. They say, I can't wait for these games. The season's officially starting and everyone's excited about these games. Everybody cares. They count. That's what we've been saying around here all day long. So, Dodgers are at the Cubs in Tokyo. But they're still the road team. Yamamoto is taking on Imanaga. But I think the story of the day should be no surprise to anyone. Shohei Otani. That guy, guys, is a rock star. Yeah. In Japan. I don't know if you caught on to this.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Well, you saw what was going on this past weekend. So they had some games. They had, you know, the Dodgers were playing a team there, and the Cubs were playing a team there, and they had split it up. It was kind of like a doubleheader situation. They couldn't get the fans out because Shohei was playing in the first game. They said, guys, you got to skedaddle. Get out of here. The second game.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How do you handle awkward situations at a bar?
0:11–0:30
2
Why should Jagermeister be served ice cold?
0:30–2:19
3
What is the story behind the 'Anaheim Ducks Pick of the Week'?
2:19–7:12
4
How does Dan feel about being a 'Step-Cat Dad'?
7:12–11:47
5
What are the dynamics of Dan's blended pet family?
11:47–17:11
6
How do different family members bond with pets?
17:11–45:13
Speakers
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