Hour 2: The Fuzz
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Where does tequila's story begin?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
What is 'Against the Spread' on this podcast?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. All right, guys, it's time for Against the Spread.
Come on, Jazla.
Can we do it again? Come on, Jazla wants to do it again. Jazla didn't know how to do it. All right, guys, it's time once again for Against the Spread. And it's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Billy.
How are the Miami Heat and Golden State Warriors performing?
I'm going to start on the hardwood. Wow. Right across the street, we got a big one today. The Golden State Warriors. What are they playing? Minus five and a half against the Miami Heat at home. Now, here's something not that many people are talking about. There's one person that's been mentioning it, but not many people are talking about. The Warriors are coming on, coming in. 0-1 in their last one. Big losing streak. The Heat, on the other hand, coming in 1-0. I told you, that's the headline I want tonight on TNT. That's what's happening right now. One team, losing streak. The other team, winning streak. Tensions are going to be high if there isn't kind of like an embrace at the beginning of the game, thank yous and all that.
The experts are saying that's probably not what we're going to expect. We're going to be looking out to see if one Jimmy Butler, who's coming back, gives a look to Pat Riley at some point in the game. But you know what? I don't know that the Golden State Warriors, again, coming in on a losing streak, are going to be able to go up against the Miami Heat and the Heat culture and the pressure that comes with one of the greatest fan bases in the NBA. So the fact that the line is minus 5.5 for the road team, again, coming in on a losing streak, facing the red-hot Miami Heat 1-0 in their last one, I'm going to have to take the Miami Heat plus 5.5 tonight against the Warriors. Against the Spurs!
What controversies are surrounding Jimmy Butler?
Tony. Hate to do this, but in that very same game, very juicy spread of minus 5.5 to a team that's lost 11 out of their last 12 games. 1-0, of course, but have lost 11 of their last 12 games. We don't know if Steph Curry's going to play, but we do know that Jimmy Butler's going to play. And I'm going to bank on... Jimmy Butler having a pretty good game tonight. You can't do this this way. We're in a contract here with DraftKings. I know, but I'm trying to give people value.
We're not talking about the fact that Jimmy Butler completely allegedly trashed the place that he used to rent. What happens if the fuzz comes to talk to him before the game? They're going to know exactly where he is. The who? The fuzz. They come up. They talk to him. The police. 5-0. Popo. They say, you know what, Jimmy? There's been a complaint. We need to do an investigation here. You trashed your former residence here. You guys hear about this? Zazzle, you know about this? I do. Yeah, what happens if there's an investigation and he ends up not being able to suit up? Five and a half's a lot.
How much do you think the security deposit is that they're threatening to keep? Is it a million?
I thought it was millions of dollars, wasn't it? It's a couple hundred grand. The security deposit's a couple hundred grand, like 250.
I thought, put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Over or under of the person who calls the police the fuzz. 100 years old, put the number at 100 years old.
You find a place with hundreds of thousand dollars, a million dollar security deposit, you find another place. There's plenty of places that you can live at that don't have a million dollar security deposit.
I go by Popo. Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you guys seen Jimmy when he does, like, architectural digest?
Digest. Well said. Wow. 5-0.
I'm more of a 12 guy. His home in California is his second home, and it's unbelievable. Like, the places that this person lives, there's a reason he wanted that extension.
So you can't digest or say digest.
I'm going to take Golden State minus five and a half.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Where does tequila's story begin?
0:01–0:35
2
What is 'Against the Spread' on this podcast?
0:35–1:20
3
How are the Miami Heat and Golden State Warriors performing?
1:20–2:40
4
What controversies are surrounding Jimmy Butler?
2:40–6:21
5
Why is Juju Gotti considered a special talent?
6:21–13:12
6
Who is the goofiest team in the NBA?
13:12–20:02
7
What makes Evan Williams Bourbon a game day favorite?
20:02–20:20
8
How is Boost Mobile expanding its 5G network?
20:20–43:49
Speakers
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