Chapter 1: What is the significance of the fire alarm in the studio?
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Then it is covered here. Greg Cody was very happy to see Solaire and Lopez get seven games for that bare knuckle brawl in which they they fought and got seven games of suspension. You were happy to see punishment there, Greg.
I was. I mean, look, you either allow fighting like hockey does or you don't. I don't think there should be an in-between where it's okay to do what they did and swing a fist with a baseball in it without any repercussion. It's fair.
Seven, I think, is...
is more than they normally hand out so it must have been because he punched him with the ball right uh no but seven is a nothing punishment for a pitcher uh it's one start uh it's one start but for for a position player that's seven times the punishment i don't know that i don't know why solaire giving solaire the greater punishment there i guess for for instigating it right but i mean he did he he did get thrown at twice he got hit and he got thrown at a second time
I hear what you're saying about it's only one start for the pitcher, but what are you going to do then to dole out equal punishment? You're going to suspend him for 30 games then? So it's a month.
And you're going to have to forgive me because the Braves rotation has been very good, but I don't know whether Lopez is a middle reliever or whether that's a bigger penalty for him because he's actually pitching every second or third game. It's probably information that's worth having here, and I don't think anybody in our crew has it.
I'm just learning his name.
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Chapter 2: What happened during the recent baseball brawl involving Solaire and Lopez?
That is why you are forever the fire starter.
Yeah, you're trying to usurp my nickname, though. You've referenced yourself as a fire starter. You did.
You did do it twice.
I mean, Dan is a fire starter. Wow.
Yeah, but I did that just, I did that as part of the, you know, I'm with the music and we were doing a thing. Yeah. Okay. Right. I had the music, like there's a lit fuse and that, like we can do hot takes that way where you light a fuse and then I grab it and you give me my music and I just.
But you only have so much time because the fuse is going down. Wait, Chris, give me the ball. Can I try it? Yeah. All right. Hit me. I think Lamar Jackson's lost half a step. Do you want to try that again? Yeah, one more time. I tripped up. No, I'm scared saying it. One more time.
Are you guys trying to birth right now the hottest take, the hottest take in the universe?
Yeah. I think Lamar Jackson's lost it. Oh, wait, hang on. Take three. Take three.
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Chapter 3: How does Greg Cody feel about the punishment for baseball fights?
Wait, hold on. No, let it go, Tony. Yeah, the take is so hot that it started a fire alarm. Lamar Jackson has lost a step.
It needs music behind it, though, and then you got the fire alarm. If I play music, you can't hear the match. No, I think, look, we're doing this on the fly.
You strike the match, play the music.
Look, I'm glad, I'm just thrilled that I have this team of musicians around me to make this, like what we're trying to birth right now, all of us as a team in harmony with all of the equipment given to us by God, which is a fire starter nickname for
The sound of fire and some public domain rock music, not unlike the one that just resurrected Chris Mad Dog Russo as he yelled at the Marlins dugout for calling pitches. I want to rival that. I must rival that. Give me my music after you've started the fuse. I think I have it here.
And let's see if we could get the Elser building to sing with us by giving us the fire alarm when it makes it all music.
Hit me. Ty Simpson's a bust. I need a little bit more space. Oh, that's not the timing. A little bit more. I thought you wanted match, music, and then you can. No, no, no, no, no. I need match, gap to say the take. I can read the waveforms. A little gap. That's not enough gap right there. And then I'll lead up to the guitar. Look, this is good. This is what magic making looks like.
Brainstorming. Brainstorming. This is how you get your timing right.
You sure I have enough time to say that? Because I kind of rushed it.
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Chapter 4: What are the early struggles of the Boston Red Sox this season?
It's just his catchphrase. Who made it to the chalet? Driver comfort is paramount. Little League Theory. Who's feeding you those lines? Where's my car? I was building up to it. I think this one's just too similar to Dan's voice, though.
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