Local Hour: Dan's Civic Duty
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What civic duty did Chris Cody recently experience?
Chris Cody, are you expecting Amin today? Because I thought he was doing the show with us today, and I thought I wasn't doing the show today. I was at jury duty and I ran out of there. Jury duty? Why are you making that sound?
You don't need to do that.
What do you mean I don't need to do that?
I know it's on jury duty. What? Have you been summoned? I don't know. If I have, I threw it in the garbage.
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
It's a civic duty, responsibility, and honor. Somebody to be a jury of your peers is a symbol of freedom. What are you doing?
So I have to go sit on a jury instead of doing things that I want to do? Sounds like a sucker move.
Or that. I thought it was a civic duty and you just don't show up and there's been no consequences?
right here living my life what are they gonna do dan what are they seriously what are they gonna you're gonna ask this government if you ever if you ever got the letter you could see what they they would threaten to do at the very least but here i am i don't think it's certified mail so you can always say never got it that's right oh your tech it comes down to the uh the character of the man yeah
Put it, or woman, put it on the poll at Levitard Show.
I'm an ally! That was really helpful there, and hateful for Mike. No one knew what he was talking about, so I'm glad we stepped up.
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Are there any consequences to not going to jury duty? Because if there aren't consequences, Zazz, nobody would go.
Okay, but am I not living proof?
Well, I don't know how many times you've gotten something that you've actually thrown in the mail, thrown in the garbage can. I don't know. The notice looks very official, and they do threaten you with a fine.
Yeah, but hold on a second. So I just purchased a house, and they send you so much crap in the mail that it's like, if you don't pay this, you're going to be in really big trouble. You know what I do? Rip it up and throw it away. Because half of it is an absolute scam. The other half may be different, but I don't know. Yeah, where does it say that the stuff that comes in my mailbox, I have to open?
And good luck calling me for anything. 100% of my calls, they got to be scam. I'm never answering the phone ever again.
Never. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Have you gone weeks lately without answering your phone? Because I don't use my phone as a phone anymore. It's a computer. But when you mention mail, you guys will like this update from my... Leading the local news squatter story. I went by the house yesterday that had that squatter in it. Seven packages he had delivered to the front of the house. Was he my wife? While he's in jail. One of them. Did you open them? One of them, a saw of some sort.
Oh, Jesus. Luckily you got them. Who knows? He was planning on doing a lot of stuff to the house, apparently.
You need to do some work on the house, Dan?
Yeah, some renovating.
There were some under cabinet lights. Like, there was all sorts of stuff. Look, man, I avoided a terrible situation, I'm thinking, by very little amount of time. Because once he changes the doorknobs and he's got the keys to the house, I'm talking to the officer and I no longer have the keys to my own house. And he had the doorknobs.
already like he was planning a full-scale renovation yeah i don't know how much i'm allowed to talk about this because there are victims here and i want to be careful of that i'm very mindful of that but also squatters rights is one of those fafo things like i i know that they're technically protected by law i'd test that i'd drag somebody out to the lawn and let's see who the law decides was what's what or i just take off the doors and say i'm sorry i'm making some renovations
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