Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
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Why is last night's show considered top three all time?
Shadow Show. Shadowin' it. Shadowin' it. Chris, director Jason just came in here, and he doesn't say very much. This was effusive for him. This was a champagne bottle opening. He said, last night's show, top three all time. And I'm like, that can't be right. That's in no way right. And then, because I was staring at him, I just said, you mean since you've been here, right? And he's been here 17 minutes. And the show last night, your thoughts today as we come in a little broken? It seems like you guys are a little beat up today.
It was really fun. I don't have anything to talk about today. Yeah, that's the tricky part. Last night, great time. Yeah. Yeah.
You don't have anything to say today? You're out of opinions? You just talked about college basketball so much last night.
I sort of used it all last night.
We do get some free golf today. That I'm excited about. The players.
What are the hosts' thoughts on international MLB games?
During the show. The next two days, we're going to have sports during the show. We're going to have Major League Baseball tomorrow at 6 a.m. That's back.
No, it's not fake. It's back. If Otani is playing a meaningful game in Japan, you lock in. It's real.
What do you mean it's fake?
It's real. They've been doing this fake thing for 15 years plus. Honestly, probably even longer than that. You get on board.
I don't understand the accusation of that's fake.
It's fake. What do you mean? Here's how real it is. Every self-respecting baseball fantasy league drafts after these games are played because they're like, yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not drafting March 17th because we're going to go play two random games to pander internationally to grow the game, and then we'll come back, and then you're still going to play spring training games for two weeks, and then the season's going to start next week. Like, no, that's fake. Okay, we can pretend it's real. It'll count in the record book. Whatever. It's fake. Not opening day.
It's going to feel plenty real at 9 a.m. tomorrow when we're locked in on the sixth inning.
I just don't understand how you can call something.
You understand. You understand. You know you understand.
I think the gambit is we all acknowledge that this is a ridiculous thing, but we're happy for the action.
No.
We're not happy for the action?
No, come back after March Madness. Like, this is March Madness week. We don't need random baseball games this week. Come on, get out of here. And we have a championship game at Unrivaled tonight. Like, baseball, stay in your lane. Homestead's coming this weekend. Like, it's a busy week. We don't need real baseball games that aren't real.
Miami Open 2.
I was there yesterday. I'm still recovering.
Major League Baseball starts tomorrow. No. It starts tomorrow. Who's toeing the slab?
Oh, come on, Dan. It's the biggest game of the season. First pitch, opening day, season starts. Who is it?
Is Otani pitching this year, or did they decide they're not going to do that anymore?
No, he's pitching. He's pitching?
I think Juan Soto's pitching with the contract that they gave him. I saw Joey Gallo said he's pitching now. It's something he said.
Yeah. Okay.
What does that mean? I don't know.
Trevor Bauer says he's pitching every year, too. Then the team say, nope, no thank you.
I don't know if Joey Gallo was trying to pull a fast one on me, but he did say on social media that he's pitching now.
Okay. Yamamoto will start for the Dodgers, game one.
If I'm being honest, all I want to do today is watch more of the March Sadness submissions.
The fake Greg Cody. They were really funny.
Okay, they were really funny. They were really funny, Dan. Yeah, but I'm afraid, Jessica, that much like you guys last night, we've used up all our good material.
Oh, I know for a fact that's not true.
There's at least three or four other good ones. I'm kidding.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.
See, was that so hard, Righteous Gemstones? Just open with Baby Billy, and five minutes in, he's angry with his dick out. That's how you do it. I don't need a war scene. I don't need Bradley Cooper. I need jetpacks and dick. Spoiler alert. That's going to become a meme. Yes. That is... It's also SpaceX's tagline.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Why is last night's show considered top three all time?
0:18–1:12
2
What are the hosts' thoughts on international MLB games?
1:12–4:26
3
Why does Dan Le Batard use last names?
4:26–9:57
4
What happened with the underdogs hanging around?
9:57–14:28
5
How did North Carolina make it into the tournament?
14:28–16:02
6
What controversies exist in the women's tournament?
16:02–47:56
Speakers
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