Local Hour: Let's Call Papi
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What is the story behind Cuervo tequila and its significance?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo. Cuervo.
Shadow in it.
What are the heated opinions about the Miami Heat team's recent performance?
Guys, Poppy's saying things about the heat I've never heard him say before. papi who claims to be heat fan i've been with the heat forever i've been with the heat since lebron got here my father uh is done with people he hasn't been done with before saslo for instance who i mean everybody everybody well who so you're telling me there are people he has not gotten rid of on this team It's everybody. He doesn't want the team to be anymore what it is.
That's fandom, right? I'm going to break the fourth wall here. I'm a Marlins fan. What? And I, as a Marlins fan, hate the team. And I feel like if you love your team, you really hate your team. That's part of being a fan. The real fans don't just come in and when things get tough, they put on all their Panthers gear for a second day in a row, Panthers hat, Panthers shirt, and forget about the heat. The real fans, they go through it, through thick and thin, and they criticize their team. If you love your team, you want everybody on your team fired or traded. That's love for your team. You don't just hop up to a new team and, oh, here we go, Stanley Cup again. Yeah.
He's got you there, Zaslow. Day two, here we go again. Zaslow, he's cornered you. He's got me there. The last couple of days, Billy has really cornered you on stuff. What are you talking about, Zaslow?
I didn't say any names. If you're feeling that this is about you, maybe that's a guilty conscience situation. Maybe you're self-snitching here.
I didn't say you. Is it you? Was that you? I don't see it that way. I'm allowed to like more than one team here in South Florida.
I want to call my dad. I worry about calling an old man this early in the morning.
Midday for him.
No, you know my father. Come on. My mom has been complaining nonstop that all he does is sleep in retirement. We're sure to be waking him up. Go ahead and call him.
Hello? Bobby. Did me? Papi. Yeah.
What is the debate about fans’ loyalty and criticism towards their favorite teams?
Oh. What happened? Papi. I'm still recuperating.
Papi, get me in there.
No. I tell you one thing. I wasn't expecting that kind of performance. Losing at home by 40 points on 60 points, that got to be a record.
It is a record.
They are in the record books. They got to be a record.
They are in the record books. Papi, what happened?
I don't know. It looked like he was shell-shocked. Did he have a press conference after the game or he just left the arena running on fire?
No, he had a press conference. He said he was embarrassed.
He said he was embarrassed?
Yeah, that was embarrassing, Papi. It's humiliating.
He has the best gig in the NBA. Are you kidding me?
Why?
$18 million for six months of work? That's a hell of a deal.
Papi, he's very good at what he does. Huh? He's very good at what he does, Papi.
Is he? Really? I don't know.
Papi.
I guess. I guess you are the expert. You know, I'm just a fan. I mean, I just sit on the stands and I just watch the performance. He looked to me like he was shot on the sideline.
Yes. Yes. It was an embarrassing season, Papi. You were caught on the Jumbotron eating. Did anyone tell you that?
Well, no. I'm always eating, so that's not a big deal. I mean, you got to tell me something that I don't know. I knew that. When they put me on TV, I'm always eating. What can I tell you?
So no embarrassment about that? Like that they caught you with your fingers in your mouth?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's okay. That's okay. No embarrassment. That's my go-to move. Whenever I'm a little bit nervous, I begin to eat. Do you see Hero? He had a hell of a series. And so I devalue.
You made him Hispanic.
Adebayo? No. That's his last name. That's how you pronounce his last name.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the story behind Cuervo tequila and its significance?
0:01–0:46
2
What are the heated opinions about the Miami Heat team's recent performance?
0:46–2:57
3
How does Papi describe the Miami Heat's embarrassing loss and his reactions?
2:57
4
What is the debate about fans’ loyalty and criticism towards their favorite teams?
1:21–8:52
5
What are the oldest sports memorabilia items held by the podcast cast?
8:52–17:51
6
How does the podcast discuss marital strife caused by sports fandom?
17:51–19:02
7
What are the thoughts on Giannis Antetokounmpo’s playoff performance and the Bucks’ issues?
19:02
8
How do the podcast members handle losing sports memorabilia and clothing disputes at home?
7:27–42:47
Speakers
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