Local Hour: The Marlins Park Heist

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What is the initial argument about food at Meadowlark Media?

Stugotz 0:00
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Dan Le Batard 0:13
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Cuervo 0:26
Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Jeremy 0:34
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo 0:37
Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Cuervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo. Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.
Jeremy 1:11
I don't exactly speak the same language as Roy, so when I see him today in the big seat and he's had seven days off and I say, happy to see you, I've missed you, he doesn't believe me. Well, he has good reason.
Roy 1:26
What do you mean he's got good reason? No, I don't. Classic Roy, I mean.
Jessica 1:47
No, I mean, you said it. You said it in English. I understood you. But no, I didn't. I didn't believe you.
Jeremy 1:53
Sorry. Okay, well, but I meant it. You've known me to be insincere in this regard?
Jessica 1:57
No, no, no.
Jeremy 1:57
I've showered you with compliments. I knew exactly how many days you'd been gone. And I've missed you. I've been filled with longing. And today you're in the big chair. And I was happy to see you. You know this. For a long time in that seat, you've brought me comfort for 20 years. You know this. So I've missed you. Why would you not believe that?
Jessica 2:17
I believe that you are very sincere, but I'm not very used to getting compliments around here.
Jeremy 2:25
This is not a good complimentary place. This place is very bad for compliments, I would say.
Roy 2:30
He just missed you, Roy. That's what he's trying to say. We all have our questions, but Dan is a sincere guy and he said he missed you. So I believe him.
Jeremy 2:38
Roy, why is Billy's thumb down behind you? What just happened with your thumb? Because he probably doesn't believe you. No, the TV was asking if someone was sitting next to me thumbs up or thumbs down. I said thumbs down. So Billy and Jessica got the entirety of the back row. No encumberment. Mike Ryan has been banned for another day. So the college football is all going to come from over there. Do you miss him? The college football? No. But Jessica hasn't had time to talk about this except for one segment with us in the last two days. So I imagine she's coming hot too. And I think the problem, Jessica, is that people are tired of hearing us talk like four days overdue on the 12th or 13th best team in college football. We really broke out into a sports radio show around college football.
Fuentes 3:26
So wait, the problem is that I wasn't on the schedule Monday, but I was on the show Monday. But you could have put me on the schedule Monday and then we would have just done it on Monday. But we don't have to do it today. We could just move on. I'm fine with that.

What insights does David Samson provide from the MLB Winter Meetings?

Roy 3:36
I missed you, Jess. I missed you.
Jeremy 3:37
Thank you. Alright, we've got Genesis. Is she here yet today?
Fuentes 3:43
I hope so. I miss her. Okay, alright.
Jeremy 3:46
We've got to see if Genesis is ready to go, because I've got some tension here with Stugatz. I want Stugatz to do Genesis. He doesn't want to do Genesis. We'll see if I can talk him into it. Historically, I am not able to talk Stugatz into much of anything.
Cuervo 4:13
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Jeremy 4:22
Alright, this isn't the way to do this for poor Roy. Getting into the chair after seven days off when I've missed him. He gets in the chair and they're counting me in. Nine, eight, and Roy is like, none of my shit works.

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