Local Hour: The Monster Miami Sports Night
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What happens when Dan refuses to celebrate the Jai Alai Battle Court title?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else.
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Greg Zaslow is maintaining that tonight is a monster Miami sports night. Are you in agreement with a monster Miami sports night tonight?
No, I don't think you're a monster if you're playing a regular season game and you're both around 500.
Well, he's not saying it's just football. He's saying it's the Heat, the Panthers, and the Dolphins all playing at the same time on a weeknight. That's not normal. Right. Yeah, it's sort of annoying. Like, what if you want to watch all three games, you know? You still can in the modern age with all the technologies that people have.
They're on three different channels. Yeah, but you're flipping back and forth.
Yeah, a couple screens, you know? I think sports fans know how to watch three games at the same time. Yeah, but they don't want to. You want to concentrate on a game.
Well, they're staggered.
Like, one of them's at 7, the other one's at 7.30, and the other one's at 8.15. Yeah. It's fitting that the only one that really qualifies as a big game is the last one of the three. Okay, well, that's great.
So that's the main event. Yeah. Okay. I don't think any of them are that big. Like, why would the last of the three qualify as a major event?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What happens when Dan refuses to celebrate the Jai Alai Battle Court title?
0:00–7:09
2
Why does Zaslow believe the Chiefs' dynasty is over?
7:09–8:36
3
What are the implications of the Bills not winning the Super Bowl?
8:36–12:43
4
How does Greg Cote showcase his impressions during the episode?
12:43–20:53
5
How does the conversation shift to the Miami sports scene?
20:53–35:27
6
What are the highlights from the recent Miami sports events?
35:27–46:46
Speakers
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