Local Hour: The Path To The Best Sellers List

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Why are they working the day before Thanksgiving?

Mike 0:01
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff. Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Mike 0:45
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.
Roy 0:50
And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Mike 0:53
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Chris Cote 1:14
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Chris Cote 1:34
Cuervo.
Mike 1:34
The tequila that invented tequila.
Chris Cote 1:39
Cuervo.
Dan Le Batard 1:40
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
Stugotz 1:56
Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Chris Cote 2:06
shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow show shadow in it shadow in it tony sprung into the room today into the morning today because he came in careening from last night because he had an idea last night that he would connect with the old guys on

What is Stugotz's Personal Record Book?

Chris Cote 2:29
scrolling through the channels old school scrolling through the channels and he comes up and he's like dan i got a top five top five movies i'll stop on every time if i'm old school scrolling through the channels now hold the phone here is this modern day scrolling on the guide or is this back in the 90s i'm going one channel at a time it's it's it's the new version of old modern
Unknown 2:54
scroll right it's the modern reinvention of the scroll which is obviously we can't go I have a smart controller right so I can't go channel by channel do you go down the guide one by one or do you do page down no one by one so I'm on the guide on Hulu right I'm on the guide on Hulu I'm going down and I'm like squawk on the street okay no biggie all right MSNBC who cares whatever and then I get to a movie and I'm like ha It's halfway through, but I will stop on it every single time, which made me think, what movies would I stop on every single time they're on? Tony's worked hard this year. I feel like he shouldn't have to work today, and maybe he could just go home, get a long Thanksgiving break. This is the only day I'm on this week. No, I mean, but you worked hard. You've earned it. Tony's top whatever's in Tony Tonight.
Dan Le Batard 3:35
Sunday Nights.
Unknown 3:36
Yeah, Sunday Nights. It's not fair that Tony has to be in today. I feel like maybe... Thanks, Tony. We're so thankful for you. We're so gracious and thankful for you this year. Why don't you just kick it up? Put your feet up. You've earned this rest. But I like to work. I like working. Yeah, we're from home. But if I go home, I'm not on the show, and then I can't give my top fives. I can't give my takes. I know, but you deserve a break. I have takes on Gladiator. I know Mike does. Wow. Yeah, but you've worked hard enough, man. You deserve a break. No, but see, that's the thing. Recharge the batteries so you come back in maybe next Wednesday, next week. You need it, Terrence. I'm ready to go. The schedule will probably be on next Friday. I mean, the bag's under your eyes, man. You deserve a break. The kid's not even here yet. I know. That's why. You've got to start charging it up now so that you have the batteries recharged for that baby. Just head home.

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